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Forgotten leak

When you take a long crap, get up, pull up your pants and wash your hands, after, you notice that you have forgotten to take a leak, but you are too lazy to take a one, and leave.
John: Man i just took a dump, and forget to take a leak, but I'm too lazy to go back and take one.
Joe: Damn, the forgotten leak, i hate it.
by Snipervert August 30, 2009
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You forgot Poland

Reply to someone pointing out a dinky little detail that you didn't mention, but which is basically irrelevant, to demonstrate what a completely anal-retentive idiot you consider them to be. From the George W. Bush comment to Senator John Kerry in the 2004 American election debates.
You: "Of course, James Bond was played by Roger Moore, Sean Connery and Pierce Brosnan."
Anal-Retentive Idiot: "You forgot George Lazenby."
You: "Yeah, well, you forgot Poland."
by Kit and Caboodle August 25, 2005
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super-forgot

When you not only forgot something, but proceeded to go about your daily activities without remembering.
Me: Wow, I super-forgot to get gas all day, now I'm stuck in Bowling Green, OH next to a cornfield, this hella lame.

Passenger: Dude, did you just say hella? You're such a toolbox I can't believe I hang out with you.
by MikeBGSU May 8, 2009
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Forgotten Prophets

A World of Warcraft Alliance guild on the Skullcrusher server.
Forgotten Prophets are /famous.

FPFTMFW
by StevePerrySucks February 23, 2009
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Forlornication

A sexual encounter that leaves you feeling desperately sad.

A one night stand that leaves you feeling lonely and miserable.
My forlornication with Dave last night has left me feeling rather blue.
by Ray Chi Raych August 29, 2012
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Forgoffee

The coffee you made but forgot to drink and find later stone cold.
Ah, look at my forgoffee sitting there with mould on the surface. Alexander Fleming would have a hardon right now.
by BallyBar May 15, 2014
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forgotten coffee

When one is so busy and forgot to take the coffee from the coffee (espresso) machine.
"Hey dude, is that your coffee?"
"Oh, yes, thanks. It's my forgotten coffee."
by Gaboantsa October 31, 2022
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