Cashier: "You're 35 cents short sir."
Dave: "Sorry, one second please-" *pulls down pants and take's out a quarter and dime from underneath his foreskin*
Cashier: "Thank you, that foreskin wallet sure comes in clutch!"
Dave: "Sorry, one second please-" *pulls down pants and take's out a quarter and dime from underneath his foreskin*
Cashier: "Thank you, that foreskin wallet sure comes in clutch!"
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How long has she been sporting that lipular forestation?
As I approached her, it soon became apparent she hadn't waxed, shaved, bleached, plucked, or otherwise managed those rogue facial hairs and therefore developed quite a bit of lipular forestation.
As I approached her, it soon became apparent she hadn't waxed, shaved, bleached, plucked, or otherwise managed those rogue facial hairs and therefore developed quite a bit of lipular forestation.
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"When I say never ever, you say?" asked the announcer.
"Forever clever!"
"That's right. Never ever, forever clever!"
"Forever clever!"
"That's right. Never ever, forever clever!"
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The term originated in the 1980s when many night clubs and discotheques began to employ synthetic flooring, as opposed to the classic wood, which everyone knew made a much better D floor. People reacted bitterly, clinging to the vestiges of wooden flooring that symbolised the last decades of proper dancing in clubs. Like apes imprisoned in a concrete jungle, they craved their native wooded climes and the comforting feel of their calloused feet rhythmically pounding the lush forest floor.
The term has now experienced a resurgence in both hipster and mainstream counterculture, proving to be surprisingly versatile.
The term originated in the 1980s when many night clubs and discotheques began to employ synthetic flooring, as opposed to the classic wood, which everyone knew made a much better D floor. People reacted bitterly, clinging to the vestiges of wooden flooring that symbolised the last decades of proper dancing in clubs. Like apes imprisoned in a concrete jungle, they craved their native wooded climes and the comforting feel of their calloused feet rhythmically pounding the lush forest floor.
The term has now experienced a resurgence in both hipster and mainstream counterculture, proving to be surprisingly versatile.
'Say Mohammed, have you seen that gal Deirdre? '
'Have I ever Charles! She is FINE on the forest floor!'
'Helga! can you pass me that marsupial?'
'Sure thing Gunther, here you are on the forest floor'
'This is the best day of my life on the forest floor!'
'Have I ever Charles! She is FINE on the forest floor!'
'Helga! can you pass me that marsupial?'
'Sure thing Gunther, here you are on the forest floor'
'This is the best day of my life on the forest floor!'
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