PornHub Flu

When a person is up all night watching PornHub. The next day they feel tired and ill.

Hey Dave fancy going for a few drinks tonight? No Mike I was watching PornHub till 4am. Think I have a case of the PornHub Flu.

by Canucksedge March 26, 2021

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White Flu

When it's snows a ton and you call in sick from work to ski the powder snow. i.e. powder day!

I have white flu and will not be at work today.

by Camdad June 7, 2021

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Gay Flu

AIDS.

He totes gave me the gay flu, what a bitch.

Did you hear Mike gave the gay flu to Ernie & Dan while Moe watched. What a mess!

by MarcusCarcass June 18, 2012

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Swine Flu

A virus causing much less ownage than the vaccine manufacturers want you to know about.

Businessman: ZOMG, it's Autumn when everybody gets sick; let's give the flu a name like "Swine Flu" to boost our vaccine sales!

by anarkizm October 29, 2009

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butt flu

Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome-{AIDS}.

"United Nations Peace Keeping Troops have spread the butt flu all over Croatia."

by J.E. Walker April 27, 2003

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A pandemic that recently morphed from the H1N1 virus. Symptoms of swag flu include:

Spending copious amounts of money on jewelry.

Ordering expensive drinks consisting of Hennessy and other cognacs.

Driving cars that you cannot afford.

Disrespecting women.

There is no cure for swag flu.

I can't come into work today because I've got the swag flu. Also, I just leased a new E-Class that I have no way of paying off.

by Dr. David Hutchinson September 25, 2009

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