faux flu

When a person behaves as if they are sick to give the appearance of having the flu. In reality this person is not sick but wants others to think they are for some sort of personal gain.
She: Wow, isn't our coworker really sick today, she sounds terrible.

He: Oh no, she is fine.

She: I don't think so did you hear her cough?

He: Yes I did, but it's just the faux flu. She has a big party to attend tonight and is setting up for a sick day tomorrow.
by TitusPulo January 07, 2011
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PornHub Flu

When a person is up all night watching PornHub. The next day they feel tired and ill.
Hey Dave fancy going for a few drinks tonight? No Mike I was watching PornHub till 4am. Think I have a case of the PornHub Flu.
by Canucksedge March 26, 2021
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Gay Flu

He totes gave me the gay flu, what a bitch.

Did you hear Mike gave the gay flu to Ernie & Dan while Moe watched. What a mess!
by MarcusCarcass March 08, 2012
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Swine Flu

A virus causing much less ownage than the vaccine manufacturers want you to know about.
Businessman: ZOMG, it's Autumn when everybody gets sick; let's give the flu a name like "Swine Flu" to boost our vaccine sales!
by anarkizm October 29, 2009
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butt flu

Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome-{AIDS}.
"United Nations Peace Keeping Troops have spread the butt flu all over Croatia."
by J.E. Walker April 27, 2003
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Swag Flu

A pandemic that recently morphed from the H1N1 virus. Symptoms of swag flu include:

Spending copious amounts of money on jewelry.

Ordering expensive drinks consisting of Hennessy and other cognacs.

Driving cars that you cannot afford.

Disrespecting women.

There is no cure for swag flu.
I can't come into work today because I've got the swag flu. Also, I just leased a new E-Class that I have no way of paying off.
by Dr. David Hutchinson September 25, 2009
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Swine Flu

Just another one of those things the media makes more big of a deal out of than it really is.
Buddy:*coughs*

Guy: DEAR GOD YOU'VE GOT THE SWINE FLU!!
by Giovanni Mann May 02, 2009
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