Floppy Myers

Multitasking to the point it causes stress, which leads to sexual dysfunction.

"God damn it! I've been working so hard I cant nail my wife! Curse this case of floppy myers! I need a vacation!"

by Orzi May 16, 2010

dipping a floppy

trying to have sex with an ugly girl

did you rail that snargle-toothed bitch? naw brah, i was just dipping a floppy

by ufferdoople October 12, 2010

the floppy pinwheel

The floppy pinwheel is when you jackoff and right before you cum, you start to spin your dick like a pinwheel so the cum goes everywhere.

The floppy pinwheel

by AllyOPaly July 12, 2017

Floppy Legs

Someone who tries to kick a football or walks kicking their legs out with really long legs and hoisted trousers, resulting in Floppy legs.

"mate he just tried to kick that ball but hit everyone else instead, he got floppy legs!"

by S Mac April 3, 2007

Floppy Lion

A result of erectile dysfunction. The junk lays like a lion, listless and cold. Must be accompanied by hairy bush.

Damn, my sugar daddy has money, but I can't get that floppy lion up.

This year for Valentine's Day, I ain't getting her jewelry, she's getting the Floppy Lion.

by THE SHOW on 95X February 22, 2011

liquor floppy

When one is too drunk to get an erection. See also whiskey dick.

I was so wasted that I couldn't get it up because I had liquor floppy.

by J.P. Litch April 30, 2010

floppy toad

A male who's pecker flops at the start of sex normally used to mock and harrass
floppyflopper
UNLUCKY!

I heard about you last night in the alley, youre such a floppy toad!!!

by Hobgoblin October 26, 2005