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Phallic Fallacy

When a guy lies about the size of his dick to someone he's trying to have sex with.
A: I heard Mark told his date that he was hung like a horse. She wouldn't stop laughing when the Magnum just kept falling off.
B: What a phallic fallacy!
by Piffin. March 4, 2017
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fall on the grenade

the selfless act of working your way into the pants of a fat ugly female troll so that your buddy can get laid by her more-appealing ladyfriend; hopefully he signals his success before you have to actually consumate the deal, you don't want to be waking up in the morning with the coyote ugly troll laying in your bed
Two hotties came into the bar with their troll in tow; I decided to fall on the grenade so that Ken and Matt could get laid by the hotties. Fortunately Lucinda the Troll wanted to go slow so after I had heard the bedsprings in the other two rooms I told her I had a headache and gave her Rob's cellphone number then told her to call me 3 days hence.
by Roddy February 28, 2004
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fall back guy

The guy a girl/woman goes back to when the brotha she left him for doesn't want her around anymore.

The guy is usually pussy whipped.
Glenda only says she's sorry and wants to come back because that other dude done used her up and doesn't want her around no more. I guess she think I'm that punk ass "fall back guy."
by tonyglenda April 17, 2009
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Fall Of The Republic

A hard hitting documentary by Alex Jones that goes into the plans by the New World Order to enslave the human race. Focuses primarily on Obama, but also covers a little on Bush as well. Basically it's like a continuation of The Obama Deception, but goes into further detail than the last one. Does not go so much into Bilderberg as Jones' previous documentaries does, but still a powerful film and worth a watch.
Joe: Scott are you going to watch the news tonight?

Scott: No, mainstream media is nothing more than lies, half-truths, and propaganda. I'm going to watch Fall Of The Republic instead.

Joe: Good call
by My Name Is Hugh...Mungus November 18, 2009
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fallen to the communists

Descriptive of a woman who is on the rag.
by One Eyed Milkman April 30, 2004
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fall on the tsar

When you want to make a fall on the grenade but the grenade turns out to be bigger than you expected!

Derived from the tsar bomba which was the most powerful nuclear bomb ever detonated.
Dude1: Dude! Last night I had to take one for the team and sacrifice myself by fucking the fat chick. But she was such a fatty that I thought I am not gonna survive this night!

Dude2: It's ok buddy. Somebody had to fall on the grenade.

Dude1: It was not just a grenade! It was a nuclear bomb!

Dude2: So it was a fall on the tsar i guess.

Dude1: Definitely.
by blackman1987 July 4, 2011
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