farmingdale

a better town than massapequa in every way.

Farmingdale > Massapequa

by whatever April 8, 2005

Farmington Hills

Not exactly the most perfect city on earth, and NOT FARMINGTON. Located in Oakland County, Michigan, it's suburbia defined. The Farmington Public School district contains three high schools:
North Farmington: Known for lots and lots of fucking. Not kidding. So many pregnant girls, so many STD's. Also known for the greatest GSA around, and lots of openly LGBT students. Pretty sweet in that way, but also full of bitches.
Harrison: The drug school. The dogs and cops get called a TON, full of stoners. There are stoners at the other schools, but this one has the most.
Farmington: Shit, nobody cares about it unless they go, and if they go, they wish they went to HHS or NFHS.

Farmington Hills is not big, not hugely exciting, but pretty epic when you see all the cool people... At North.

Uncool person: "So you're from Farmington?"

Me: "FUCK NO BITCH I LIVE IN FARMINGTON FUCKING HILLS!"

Uncool person: "Jeez, sorry, Farmington Hills."

Person from Harrison: "You feel like soaring?"
Person from North: "Only if we can fuck like rabbits while we're high!"
Person from Farmington: "Dammit, we have no fun."

by SomeSwagOrSomething January 21, 2011

farmingdale

Farmingdale is a town on long island. It is also know as "dirty dale", "farmingdale home of the dalers", and "the dalers".It destroys all teams in the athletic department, farmingdale crushes massapueqa in every sport. Almost all of the boys play some type of sport. The farmingdale high school is obssessed with sports. farmingdale over all is just an amazing town, better then all and hotter then all.

wow i wish i lived in farmingdale

damn we lost agasint farmingdale again!

by hahah:) March 22, 2009

Farmington New Hampshire

A place where it is socially acceptable to fuck your relatives and have no teeth. As a matter of fact the town line sign says "Welcome to Farmington, please leave your teeth at the town line"

Farmington New Hampshire: Where the men are men, and sheep run scared

Neil "Gee Bob, I've been wanting to marry my sister for the last 4 years, wonder where I can go to do that"

Bob "Well Neil, I know it's perfectly fine to marry your relatives in Farmington New Hampsire but you may have a hard time understanding the preacher because none of them have teeth"

by Farmington Hater February 28, 2010

fapman

A fapman is a guy who vigorously, and frequently faps. Their dick is usually sore from excessive fapping and as a result their dick doesn't fit well with ladies. A fapman will also enjoy beastiality with passing livestock, such as pigs, if he sees one while driving when they become tired of fapping

"That guy is such a fapman"
"yeah you see that dead pig, bet you he raped it"
"yeah bet you he killed it because he didn't want it to squeal"

by Sr.Ridiculously winning October 10, 2013

faranoid

When one is acting overly suspicious and paranoid like a Fara.

She was acting faranoid, checking the aisles for people she knew.

by Ellezers December 30, 2006

Fanmanship

Someone who is still a fan of their team even if the team is crappy and they lose.

My sister is still shows fanmanship of the Colts...Even though they got their ass whiped by the Saints in the Super Bowl!

by Bubba Ca Douche February 10, 2010