by dw13my October 12, 2016
Get the facebookmug. a place for folks to vent their frustrations, display their chronicles, or brag about their successes and those of their families...and eating poop.
by The Angry Teacher November 23, 2011
Get the facebookmug. by smertieboi 2.0 February 22, 2019
Get the facebookmug. the place where you can stalk your friends.. its a improvement to most from stalking friends on myspace... either way its a main stalk mode site where millions of people stalk daily.. make a new friend? why not go through all 400 pictures then see which one is hotter
by your_father_abel September 4, 2011
Get the facebookmug. person:hey do u have facebook ,other person:no why the fuck would i have facebook its for old people
by Dragon_Fire378 March 26, 2017
Get the FaceBookmug. A friendly way for kids to compete with one another in their perception of their own popularity. More specifically, the number of friends they have recorded, number of pictures they have tagged/ been tagged in, and the variety of comments on their "walls." Ironically created by a bitter, unpopular nerd.
Mike claims he has a facebook to "connect" with friends. In reality, Mike has a facebook to ensure others will believe he leads an enviable, popular life and to jack off to the bikini pictures of girls he managed to make contact with.
by breh breh October 4, 2011
Get the Facebookmug. by @themoreyouknow April 24, 2018
Get the Facebookmug.