Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Windythe, the dusty trail executables
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Windythe, the dusty trail executables
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 24, 2025
When a dog-shit employee goes out of their way to french kiss the shit-box of a high level manager as a means to promote job security. Generally, this is done when said employee should be fulfilling their job responsibilites, but instead choses to spend that time caressing the managerial balloon-knot.
Other forms of "Executive Tongue-punching" include, but are not limited to: inviting the boss and his wife over for dinner, going out drinking with the CEO, and going on vacation with the president of the company.
Other forms of "Executive Tongue-punching" include, but are not limited to: inviting the boss and his wife over for dinner, going out drinking with the CEO, and going on vacation with the president of the company.
Brian: "Did we get those reports from Greg yet?"
John: "Nope. Been waiting on them all morning. I guess an executive tongue-punch comes before his job."
John: "Nope. Been waiting on them all morning. I guess an executive tongue-punch comes before his job."
by Shenaniganz13 February 08, 2023
A Jungle Execution is someone hits you so hard with a rolled-up newspaper that it breaks your neck, causing you to instantly perish.
by GUST_Of_Wind May 15, 2019
You have executive leadership skills!
by TheAmishDon March 02, 2022
When your girl is dressed professionally for work and she gets down to slob knob without removing any of her fancy formal wear. She's giving an Executive Blow Job.
"Dam girl, did you just come out of a million dollar budget meeting? *zzzzzzzzzip* Awww yasssss babygirl, get it! Gimme dat Executive Blow Job! *skeet skeet skeet*"
by WhateverDuntCare February 04, 2018
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by InterpersonalCommunication February 21, 2025
The action you take When your at work but theirs too many other fools running around up in the work space so your only option is to go hide somewhere whilst acting like your on important business.
Bob: " yo everybody else is in there de-slattin, where are you going?"
Executive shit Jim: " Oh Bob! Dont worry, Im going down to the other warehouse to do some executive shit."
Executive shit Jim: " Oh Bob! Dont worry, Im going down to the other warehouse to do some executive shit."
by Mister Warpspeed April 12, 2017