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zipcode envy

who wouldn't want to know someone from 91201? or 10001? it just makes them so much cooler without even knowing them....can you imagine living there?
i wasn't interested in paula until i had zipcode envy when i saw she lives in 91201 area...she's now my new bestie!!!!
by crepsuzett1 September 27, 2013
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plate envy

Irrational desire to dig your fork into the plate of food of those dining with you
Jim's so rude! Did you see his how fast he dug his fork into Maria's food as soon as it arrived. No manners - shear plate envy!
by rapmac November 8, 2009
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Camel Envy

Camel envy is when you wish you were a camel because of its unique ability to die instantly of its own accord.....
The first subject of the metaphor is the camel instantly dying and the second seemingly unrelated subject would for example be a situation where you wished you could die instantly.

To put it lightly wishing you weren't present.... ie; the walk of shame, stuck in conversation with some dickhead and any embarrassing moment…pikeys…..pikeys are a common cause of the camel envy epidemic, there are two basic forms of pikeys ie: “nikey pikeys” and “pavie pikeys”
by The Fuse February 26, 2010
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Feed envy

To have uncontrollable envy of another’s echo chamber.
Shit Jessica your insta feed is fire. I have feed envy.
by DinoxXx420xXx69 April 20, 2020
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Pumpkin Envy

Think you picked the perfect pumpkin? You didn't. Pumpkin Envy is the reason you will never feel satisfied after a long day of pumpkin patching. Unless you close your eyes on the hayride back to your car, you will envy the 5-year-old kid next to you and his massive pumpkin.
Mary: You never call, you never pay and you made me pick the worst pumpkin ever. Did you see the little boy in the Superman cape? Now that's a pumpkin!

Tom: That's the Pumpkin Envy talking, you don't know what you're saying.
by itsjustmetoo October 25, 2010
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scrotum envy

the jealous feelings harboured towards a mans balls, similar to penis envy.
After years of taking performance enhancing drugs, Bill experienced sever scrotum envy when he realized he didn't quite measure up in the locker room.
by bobjoebill March 16, 2017
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dog envy

When you see other people out with their dogs and you wish you had brought your dog.
“The festival was fun but we should have brought Rigby. We spent the whole time suffering some serious dog envy.
by Ctuckrun June 1, 2018
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