Shock Exchange

The look or reaction one experiences when reviewing one's IRA, or savings stock market statements.

"my god, have you seen what happened to the nest-egg last quarter? "

"Sure, just take a look at the shock exchange today!"

by geoffsf April 7, 2010

exchange

Performing oral sex on someone of the opposite sex.

Hey, Kelsey--you KNOW when you get married you'll be ALL over the exchange!

by Rocco's modern life December 9, 2008

foreign exchange

After finishing anal penetration, the hole is gaping open. Thus the male puts the female on her head upside down with her legs spread open and the male takes a #2 into her open hole thus completing the foreign exchange.

Hey baby, want to end it with a foreign exchange?

by the asian one May 27, 2009

NYSE (New York Stock Exchange)

A misspelling of the word 'nice'. Occasionally used to describe nissan.

"Ooh, that's a nyse car."
"The Nissan?"
"No you n00b, the car!"

by pro-nun-see-A-shun January 1, 2003

log exchange

When you are taking a crap and simultaneously a girl is sucking your dick.

I was taking a mean #2 and my girl was right there sucking my dick. It was a great log exchange.

by leonardtownian December 29, 2007

The African Exchange Student

The act of sitting on someone else's butt and proceeding to poop into their asshole. Usually used as a form of foreplay, together they pass it back and fourth from person A's asshole to person B's asshole, then back to person A's asshole. This may go on all night long.

Dude 1: "Hey, did you get laid with Rachel last night?
Dude 2: "Yeah man we did the African Exchange Student for hours. It was kinky as hell."
Dude 1: Hell yeah! I've always wanted to try it but I don't think my asshole is wide enough to accept the poop yet."

by eatthatdick_18 March 5, 2020

Exchange Student

Student from another country, living with an American.

The Exchange student knew English.

by Kenton Makings October 29, 2018