Eargasm

That near-sexual pleasure you feel when cleaning your ears with Q-tips.

Dude, your ears were clean minutes ago, now you're just going for the eargasm.

by ChaosFreak November 4, 2011

ebAnGoddess

lindo, belo, charmoso, divino

ebAnGoddess a intocável beleza feminina!

by Carolina November 17, 2003

eBagged

The act of having a persons electronic device, such as a computer, laptop or cellphone tea bagged.

"John just eBagged my laptop, now i'm having a terrible time trying to get the lint off my screen."

by Skunty January 4, 2009

Eargasm

1.An orgasm of the ear to anything sounding really good
2.Song you are currently listening to, instead of saying Currently Playing.
3.Often used on Myspace.com,or Xanga or any type of online journal
4.Music in General

She whispered in my ear and i had an eargasm just then.
Eargasm: Benni Benassi - "Satisfaction"

by EnJ May 23, 2005

eargasm

When a man releases his sexual excrement into your ear

Jimmy whipped his cock out of Ashleys ass gave her an eargasm

by Garebear February 15, 2005

Ebangelism

Attempting to bang women under the pretense of leading them to become Christians.

Joel is ebangelizing on the sabbath again. He is very good at ebangelism.

Scott has a hot date after church, he's going to ebangelize her. His ebangelism will take her by surprise.

by revelation_3 February 21, 2010

eargasm

when you stick a q-tip in your ear real far and it feels like your getting off. it feels soooooo good.

i just cleaned my ears and jizzed in my pants. i totally had an eargasm.

by sons of bundy January 10, 2011