An individual that unknowingly is socially acquitted of all terms relating to being "cool". They exhibit all rational forms of being a socialite, and forfeit all rights to friendship due to their lack of common knowledge and/or educational integrity.
Todd is a douche, and he failed in getting Sarah to go on a date with him due to his own misfortune.
by Doug Brooks May 5, 2006
Get the Douchemug. by whhhhhhaaaaaaaaat September 16, 2009
Get the Douchemug. 
A condition where someone is completely rude, mean, or inapropriate. Often, this person is a long-term douche, but there are rare cases where someone can be a first time douche. Being a douche is sometimes concidered appropriate when the person who is getting the douche treatment is, in fact, a douche. Some douches do not realize they are a douche and then it is appropriate to tell them. You can tell them either "Dude, you are such a douche right now!" or "That was a douche move"
by Reallyfrickenawesome May 24, 2010
Get the Douchemug. Kanye West, and Chris Brown
Dude did you see the vmas?? No man i heard that taylor swift got interupted by a douche though. Did you hear what happened to Rhianna? Yeah man, she got hit by that douche right?
by IHit69Fences January 26, 2010
Get the Douchemug. 
by jess owns you. June 11, 2005
Get the douchedmug.