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what the fuck are you doing

Uttered when a vessel (usually sea-based) makes a wrong turn; accidentally uttered by Sue Simmons of WNBC-4 NY when she unexpectedly saw a cruise liner turn at an awkward angle.
"At eleven, paying more at the grocer, but getting less. We'll tell you how to get the most... what the fuck are you doing ?!"
by KadV January 24, 2009
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Doing a Sword

A man wanting to suck Sword / a dick.
Shoozes loves doing a Sword
by lingering January 28, 2010
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doing a helen

Putting up with no shit and walking out on your boss when he's being a jackass.

Also being able to get said boss to buy you drinks even after you walked out of work half way through your shift.
Person 1: "What's she doing, she's not 'sposed to finish for another four hours?"
Person 2: "She's doing a helen"
Person 1: "Right on!"

"OMG I cant believe she just done a helen, power to you!"
by Rei-88 October 17, 2009
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Doing it for the notes

When someone acts completely different to how they actually are to ‘impress’ people online. Their posts are like blanket statements that loads of people can relate to, or show a particular trait or angle of sympathy that people are fond of, for the sole purpose of getting notes. Hence, doing it for the notes.
“He really has a tough life…this kid has 6 types of cancer, no parents, AND he does charity work for animals. I bet he’s a really cool guy!”

“He’s a dickhead really. He's just doing it for the notes.”
by ed.da.vinci August 25, 2011
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Doing a Johnra on it

Doing a Johra on it can refer to many things such as 1- Becoming laughably angry at his best mates over nothing 2- Drinking enough to kill oneself on one occasion but never again and resorting to a 2 cans max policy 3- Using unknown units of measurements e.g. 'a fuck mile' believed to be i the region between 30 metros and just over 4.6 miles.
'u drinkin tonite?' 'Ye 2 cans max and stop fucking going on about drinking you dickhead' 'alri relax don't start "Doing a johnra on it"
by Mr. Banterking June 12, 2012
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Doing a Marilyn (Monroe)

Taking a handful of prescription medications (narcotics, anti-anxiety, antidepressants) and chasing them with liqueur.
I just took some hydros and ativan....but I want to wake up in the morning so I think I'll skip the shot of fireballs and doing a Marilyn (Monroe).
by bodaciousredhead December 5, 2012
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doing a jack

the act of wanking on skype to his female and male friends

the act of living in a freezer
boy= "im gonna have a wank"
girl= "please dont do a jack"

boy= "how far have you gone with jack ?"
girlfriend= "practically no where, hes doing a jack again"
by izamberie September 24, 2015
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