doorknob

Well known for game design and other randomness including the morons today, an online radio program. Their site can be found at doorknob.tk

shut up, doorknob

by Mr M. Ister May 26, 2004

doorknob

A random guy that a woman will have sex with just to relieve the need. Also can be a "Friend with Benefits" situation.

She said she was so horny, she'd fuck a doorknob. I told her she could give me a turn!

by Vinny Bellarosa February 18, 2009

the filthy doorknob

(partner MUST have eaten a gasious food such as beans or chili before sex) when your partner rips ass during your fuck time, you sucker punch your partner in the ass hole hard and start fisting him/her till they bleed. after you remove your fist, shit MUST pour out.

*news reporter* "were at the scene of the new porn ASSES OF FURY and a porno chick just had her innards ripped out because the male performed THE FILTHY DOORKNOB

by Dick Traceless January 6, 2008

doorknobber

a Newfie (newfoundlander) that is using meth

That newfie is a doorknobber

by feign April 7, 2004

doorknobed

The act of being hit by a door knob and having it stick in ones rectum.

"Boy did you hear what they did to Jimmy?"

"No, what happened?"

"He got doorknobed."

"Oh, shit! That's just in humane!"

by Kpseoul February 5, 2014

doorknob humper

A person that's so retarded they proceed to rape innocent doors

Johnny you fuckin' doorknob humper! You got cum all over the handle!

by dannyboy377 November 21, 2014

Curie's doorknob

A sexual act in which a (preferably mildly to moderately radioactive) rod is inserted into the anus and rotated.

Yeah, me & my chick went out to Marie Curie's house a while back, and she let me turn her Curie's doorknob, if you know what I'm saying!

by Altoids? August 14, 2018