A really cool Fox Television series about a married couple coming in front of either Judge Mablean Ephriam, Judge Lynn Toler or Judge Faith Jenkins so that they could get advice on their marriage or get a divorce. It has aired on Television since 1999.
by MASTUH OSCG 8845 IS BACK January 13, 2021
Put bear traps around your bed while your wife's sleeping, thn call her for breakfast and wait for her to step out of bed.
by WhosGotTheDrugs August 4, 2009
The toxic behavior associated with divorce, prior to and in the aftermath of the actual divorce. Accumulation of negative feelings and the hatred associated with former spouse.
by TONGUEJOY March 23, 2013
absence of any heat whatsoever...makes your freezer seem like an oven!!
the cold, 'snap' of january 2010!! (2/3 of USA!! -like you californians, etc would know!!!)
the cold, 'snap' of january 2010!! (2/3 of USA!! -like you californians, etc would know!!!)
he stepped outside only to get hit in the face with a handful of knives!!, it was divorce cold!!!
his hands were stiffening up, he couldn't turn the wrench, it was divorce cold.
she gave him a cold stare through thin pursed lips, it was divorce cold!!
his hands were stiffening up, he couldn't turn the wrench, it was divorce cold.
she gave him a cold stare through thin pursed lips, it was divorce cold!!
by michael foolsley January 5, 2010
Non-divorced
Beside status of single, married, separated and divorced, the „family status“ of „Non-divorced“ we be can use in „half-joke“ mode, when we want to state that our marriage is practically over but legally still valid.
We are „nondivorced“ due to time necessary to resolve this matter or other obstacles that prevent us to claim singlehood. It can be just a current or event permanent state of the matter.
In other words - we don‘t wanna lie about our legally valid marriage but we also feel the need to accentuate the absence of real couplehood and life partnership.
Other languages might claim this family status as:
Nerazveden/a in Serbian
Nondivorziato/a in Italian
Nichtgeschieden in German
Beside status of single, married, separated and divorced, the „family status“ of „Non-divorced“ we be can use in „half-joke“ mode, when we want to state that our marriage is practically over but legally still valid.
We are „nondivorced“ due to time necessary to resolve this matter or other obstacles that prevent us to claim singlehood. It can be just a current or event permanent state of the matter.
In other words - we don‘t wanna lie about our legally valid marriage but we also feel the need to accentuate the absence of real couplehood and life partnership.
Other languages might claim this family status as:
Nerazveden/a in Serbian
Nondivorziato/a in Italian
Nichtgeschieden in German
Are you single or married?
-I am non-divorced.
How come?
-A long story. it would cost me a fortune to actually legally divorce, but my husband/wife and I are non living together for over a year.
Are you married?
-I am nondivorced. We wait until the children grow up, but we are just partners in parentship, living under same roof, but not an actual couple.
-So, you have an open relationship/open marriage?
-No, two of us have no romantical/sexual connection with each other, whatsoever. We are just parents to our kids. We wait that they grow up, before we separate.
-I am non-divorced.
How come?
-A long story. it would cost me a fortune to actually legally divorce, but my husband/wife and I are non living together for over a year.
Are you married?
-I am nondivorced. We wait until the children grow up, but we are just partners in parentship, living under same roof, but not an actual couple.
-So, you have an open relationship/open marriage?
-No, two of us have no romantical/sexual connection with each other, whatsoever. We are just parents to our kids. We wait that they grow up, before we separate.
by Mickey_85 April 30, 2022
by BigBoyImalexx November 23, 2019
Girl 1: Hey, I'm having a divorce party to celebrate parting with my ex- husband, wanna come?
Girl 2: Geez, you've already got the house, half his savings and the kids... dont you think that's pushing it?
Girl 1: Hell no, I know I cheated but no ones perfect right? and he certainly wasn't when he found out... his inappropriate behaviour was the reason for our divorce :)
Girl 2: Well, I think its an insult to the years you did spend as a couple... so no I won't be going.
Girl 1: Suit yourself :)
Girl 2: Geez, you've already got the house, half his savings and the kids... dont you think that's pushing it?
Girl 1: Hell no, I know I cheated but no ones perfect right? and he certainly wasn't when he found out... his inappropriate behaviour was the reason for our divorce :)
Girl 2: Well, I think its an insult to the years you did spend as a couple... so no I won't be going.
Girl 1: Suit yourself :)
by Firelovesugar100 March 5, 2011