What you say when your friend does something unfathomably stupid, and it bites them in the ass.
After you say this, of course, you laugh.
After you say this, of course, you laugh.
Friend: Oh shit, I ran off the edge of the map and lost all my stuff!
You: Disaster Strikes, Hilarity Ensues
(laugh)
You: Disaster Strikes, Hilarity Ensues
(laugh)
by EjectedCasings April 2, 2021
Get the Disaster Strikes, Hilarity Ensuesmug. 
Get the Beautiful disastermug. Disaster-e-Azam Canadian Akshay Kumar has given 80 Flops and Disasters on Festivals, non holidays, even on full moon Day, half moon Day. Whenever he came on festivals people feared celebrating due to anticipation of a Disaster turning celebrations into mourning
His films have impacted more people in overseas than combined world war 1 and 2 with a tally of 120 Disasters in os
He is The ultimate Disaster-E-Azam far more threatening than Global warming
Disaster-E-Azam Akshay Kumar's Magnum opus Kesari collects 2m $ in overseas , Distributors are forced to sell their undergarments after losing their livelihood
His films have impacted more people in overseas than combined world war 1 and 2 with a tally of 120 Disasters in os
He is The ultimate Disaster-E-Azam far more threatening than Global warming
Disaster-E-Azam Akshay Kumar's Magnum opus Kesari collects 2m $ in overseas , Distributors are forced to sell their undergarments after losing their livelihood
Disaster-E-Azam Akshay Kumar's Magnum opus Kesari collects 2m $ in overseas , Distributors are forced to sell their undergarments after losing their livelihood
by badnaam_benaam July 3, 2019
Get the Disaster-E-Azammug. The loss of interest in donating money for relief, volunteering time to help survivors or general interest in media coverage for multiple natural or man-made disasters. You feel guilty for losing interest and legitimate concern for the people affected, but numerous events back to back is exhausting. natural disaster, man-made disaster, hurricane, tornado, earthquake, flood, shooting, terrorism, terrorist act, bombing, explosion, mass casualty
by joecoolthefool October 6, 2017
Get the disaster fatiguemug. To create a completely unnecessary fucked up situation. This term originated from a senile old man named Robert Pastor.
by Craig10 December 3, 2021
Get the Robert Pastor Disastermug. Throughout history mankind has been plagued by a Sect of humanity that gravitate to the more Drama filled social interactions. Not only do these "Disaster Magnets" cling to such things but they also attract and even create such drama. Another variant of these beings also Find themselves broken down on the highway, stricken with health problems, and even in abusive relationships with other disaster magnets. The disaster magnet often travel in flocks and engage in a Circular pattern of self destruction.
"Who is that?" Jimmy asked Gary , " Careful of her she's a disaster magnet".
The disaster magnet strode through the mall stalking their next victim.
The disaster magnet strode through the mall stalking their next victim.
by Esqueleto22 March 27, 2021
Get the Disaster Magnetmug. Describes a work-style or lifestyle of someone who is always prepping for the worst case scenario and ensuring it doesn’t happen.
Don’t worry, nothing bad is going to happen. Carol is in charge and she’s disaster forward.
What happens if this isn’t filed in five days? I’m disaster forward and will have a preventative plan to you tomorrow morning.
What happens if this isn’t filed in five days? I’m disaster forward and will have a preventative plan to you tomorrow morning.
by Pickled Olive February 10, 2023
Get the Disaster forwardmug.