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dingleberry season 

when your dingleberries are ripe and you need to go to the taurlet to pick your crop
Its been about 2 months, beter go to the john and see if its dingleberry season yet

dingleberry diving 

The act of performing oral sex on one's anus. Also commomly referred to as tossing one's salad.
Keyless "You end up hookin' up with that snaggletoothed waitress last weekend?"

Josh "Fuck yea, She was a freaky freak."

Keyless "Elaborate."

Josh "She went dingleberry diving so voraciosly that you would have thought she was trying to harvest cocoa puffs with her tongue."

Keyless "Don't act like you didn't love it."
dingleberry diving by Bosh Jurton September 12, 2011

dingleberry stache 

When one person with a thick mustache proceeds to give another person a rim job and collects the dingleberries in thier mustache.
The receptionist at the hospital still has a dingleberry stache from last night.
dingleberry stache by jnager September 5, 2012

dingleberry blaster

The action of placing a firecracker lightly against your bunghole and lighting it to then blast away the dingleberries
Timmy: *places firecracker on hairy bunghole*
Joey: *lights the bitch up*
Timmy: *screams like a little bitch as hair, shit and firecracker flys across the room*
Joey: *laughing his dick off*

“Chill out man it’s just a dingleberry blaster! Don’t be a bitch”

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To light your dogs butt on fire and catch his poop in your mouth.
I Quantavius Dingleberry javius the 69thed my dog. Quantavius Dingleberry javius the 69thing is when you light your dogs but on fire and catch his poop in your mouth.

dangleberrys 

when ur ass is so hairy that it poses a hinderance to wiping the shit off of ur own ass and so u have clumps of shit hanging off the thick hairs
"fuck man my dangleberrys were so bad i had to get my mum to cut them off"