Fucking dies

The act a person commits when the are utterly destroyed by pure poetry.

Guy 1: I can't believe you don't like tiktok
Guy 2: I hope you connect two small lego pieces and can't pull them apart.
Guy 1: *fucking dies*

by Dried-Fried-Moist-Rough-Harry- June 25, 2021

Dis Dick

used wen some one says "wat's up?"
or wen tricking someone into a joke
or setting someone up for one

homie 1: ayo wats up?
homie 2: dis dick!!!

or

homie 1: knock knock...
homie 2: who's there?
homie 1: DIS DICK!!!
homie 2: HAHA you kno whoelse i heard that from...?
homie 1: who?
homie 2: DIS DICK!!! BITCH!!!

by C.T. ThA BeAsT!!! February 19, 2009

nobody died

Expression of sympathy from someone who does not fully share your pain.

Man: Why are you crying?
Woman: You just told me you don't feel that way about me any more.
Man: Hey, nobody died.

by cougarSW2 April 25, 2005

Fucking dies

The thing that happens after destructing in dis war

Person 1 ur mom gay

Person 2 no u

Person 1 fucking dies

by MKtrap July 13, 2019

dis dick

whats in my pants and fits nicely into your mouth

by Horatio Sands September 13, 2003

*dies internally*

when someone says something so dumb that you are just confused as to how they have made it this far in life

person 1: what do you think of anti-vaxxers?
person 2: i think they might have a point i mean have you seen what they put in those things?
person 1: scientifically approved ingredients?

person 2 exactly we have no idea what those "scientists" put in them.
person 1: *dies internally*

by emeralduser June 19, 2020

Died to death

When someone dies and isn't brought back to life people die from overdoses all the time and are brought back but when they are not brought back they died to death

Timmy died to death last night he will be missed

by Left at top of driveway September 2, 2022