desert balls

when you fuck so much with that hottie from next door or from affar that your balls are so empty & they end up feeling like a desert that you'll beg for drinking pussy waters

- " holy shit i spent the whole night with that hot neighbor and omfg my balls are drained"

- "shit he/she must've been hotter than a volcano to give you desert balls!!!!!"

by duckycoin May 16, 2022

desert camping

When you earn a DUI weekend and have to do the three day jail weekend, you tell your boss you are desert camping.

Me: Hey I can't come in this Saturday.

Him: Why not?
Me: I have a desert camping weekend scheduled before I took this job.

by Monica Kiryakov January 24, 2018

desert turtle

A turtle that lives in the desert

Look at that desert turtle!

by Smartypants79 August 15, 2015

Desert Dick

When your dick has reached maximum dryness. The pinnacle of Blue Balls

I really need to get my dick wet tonight, ive been having desert dick for months now.

by Papa Gucci aka Lil Niggle November 4, 2018

desert fuck

A woman with a dry vagina during sex.
Referring her vagina to a dry dessert

She was a desert fuck.
We ran out of lube and it became a desert fuck

by "MADMAN" December 27, 2020

desert hamburger

A really dry piece of meat.

OMG she had the worst desert hamburger.

by SenorYumYum November 23, 2017

desert stick

A chapped d**k

Put Lotion on your desert stick.

by Anonomiss December 20, 2013