deer-job

A blow job from a deer.

That deer was giving great head. Talk about a great deer-job.

by Dean P. Portugal September 22, 2011

Wounded Deer

The girl who at the end of the night is being carried into a cab by a guy looking to score. The drunkest, easiest girl at a party who is easy prey for horny guys.

-"I saw you took down a wounded deer last night"
-"Niggas gotta fuck"

by B4LT1M0RE Thuggin July 10, 2010

Flying Deer

A drink made out of a shot of Jaegermeister and a half can of Red Bull.
Also known as jaegerbomb or jagerbomb, but sounds better and is the common name in Europe for this drink.

Mike: Do they have Jaegerbombs in Europe?
Gerald: What is it?
Mike: Jaegermeister mixed with Red Bull.
Gerald: Oh yeah, but we call it Flying Deer.
Mike: Well, then let's order some Flying Deers!

by Geraldtheaustrian December 9, 2008

deer boofing

The act of re-arranging deer statues, particularly those made of christmas lights, in erotic positions.

"It's December 1, deer boofing season is open."
"No way, those deer don't know what is about to hit them."

by Nate-o December 24, 2007

Deer Calling

The noise you make when you’re puking after a night of heavy drinking

I was deer calling all night!
Did I hear the distant sound of a college student deer calling?

by Raular January 10, 2018

John Deere

A nickname given to a country boy named John.

Cum ova her john deere

by jmansherron December 21, 2008

Battered Deer

A woman whose age makes her eligible to be a "Cougar" but her face looks a deer thats been struck by oncoming trafic and left for dead.

You: Ay Man, look at that "Cougar" over there

Meanwhile-The woman turns around, so that her face is visable

:The result:

Your Buddy: Ooogh thats not a "Cougar"! No Man !That's a "Battered Deer"

by "Juggernaut" August 3, 2009