david

A fuck ass nigga who likes skinny white girls that talk with a lisp. These girls typically have super flat asses. This nigga david is usually walks very slow because he tryna check out some skinny white girls ass
Yo david that bitch your dating looks like a wall
by bootylicker1420 April 16, 2019
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Davidism

A religion founded on the basic principle that David is the beginning, and David is the end. Everything is David. Through David, you will better yourself and everyone around you. Without David, you will suffer. He is the light, the darkness, and everything in between.
"Oh, you're jealous of how many people love Michael. That's because he recently converted to Davidism!"
by Follower of David January 10, 2020
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David

this mothafucka loves fortnite and hes tall as fuck
guy:David, are you playing Fortnite?

David:yes

Guy:predictable
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David

David is the best boi you will ever meet. He usually has curly brown hair, amazing blue eyes, and will always find excuses to hold your hands. He's super warm and will give out warm hugs when you're cold. David is completely oblivious to all the girls that have crushes on him, and he's pretty chill. If you make plans with him, he might ditch, but will come if you go to his house and drag him out.
If you're ever cold, just hug a David.
by imjusttired-.- April 01, 2019
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David

David.. how can one even begin to describe a David. He is so handsome and so funny. He will have you smiling all day.. that’s if you get a chance to hang out with him since he’s usually always busy. But if he’s head over heels for you he will definitely make the time regardless if he’s super tired from work/school. A simple guy, a daydreamer (you’ll notice he tends to be in his head a lot) great listener but also a chatter box when he’s in a silly mood, optimistic, and a bit of a flirt even if he doesn’t notice. He can charm just about anyone with his smile and his big brown eyes, it’s hard not getting stuck in them. David makes a great friend and spouse but if you have him as both well let me just say you are so LUCKY!!
David is sooooo cute!!!!
by imjustalittlesecret May 04, 2019
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David

A nigga with a big dick, Hes sweet and charming and will treat you like a princes
David is so fine
by Trillphill45 October 19, 2018
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