Dallas Cowboys

the shittiest football team in the history of the NFL. Even worse than the Lions. Every year that the Cowboys have made the playoffs since the 90's, they choked because they are a bunch of looser cock suckers that are just jealous of other teams because they suck. and their quarterback ,Tony Homo, is a mark ass trick that is afraid

hey who won the giants and cowboys game today??

dude do you even have to ask?? the Dallas Cowboys suck dick

oh, my bad. that was a dumb question. fuck the cowboys

by cowboys suck June 7, 2009

sloppy dallas

When your southern girlfriend packs a phat lip of dip and gives you one sloppy blowjob

Blarg: Want me to give you a sloppy Dallas

Eric: Of course brother
Also Eric: OhHhHhHh yesss my friending!

by Sloppy Taloppy October 15, 2020

dallas the rocket

absolute beauty of a dog, nicest nips. the type of dog that makes u wanna layer your cock in peanut butter and let it go ham.

get the peanut butter out and go to ham on dallas the rocket

by linnkyy June 21, 2020

sloppy dallas

A blowjob with a mouth full of dip

Yo my girl gave me a sloppy Dallas last night

by Yeet master 696969 October 15, 2020

Dallas filet

A Texas-style sex act. It's a reverse cowgirl, with anal.

He thought Dallas filet was on the menu, but Debbie said no.

by Rockefeller Oakes March 20, 2012

sloppy dallas

When your southern girlfriend packs a phat lip of dip and give you a sloppy blow job

Blarg: You want me to give you a Sloppy Dallas
Eric: Of course I want one!!
Also Eric: OhHhHhHh yesss my friending!!!

by Sloppy Taloppy October 15, 2020

Sloppy Dallas

Getting a blowjob from a male or female packing a fat lip of dip

"Yeah Skeeter came by the other day tellin' everybody he got a sloppy dallas from Debra, hardly believe a nun could do that"

by BigBitchOnARascalDrinkinSunnyD October 15, 2020