cursed_davey

cutest mf to walk the earth like its so damn cute

person 1: cursed_davey on tiktok is adorable!
parson 2: i know right?!

by cursed davey July 20, 2021

straight or curved

Referring to whether a mans penis is straight, or if it’s curved

Emily: I had sex with Ryan last night
Phoebe: was it straight or curved?
Emily: It was curved

by Isabel perez November 18, 2019

beelzenef the cursed puppet

A cursed puppet with evil powers did i mention that it is a cat puppet. It is owned by Umehito Nekozawa.

I accidentally stepped on Beelzenef the cursed puppet and now im cursed.

by OMG_hentai_69420 April 3, 2020

curbed

where u pop a head 'preferably a wogs head' on a curb by makin him bite the curb and then stampin on the back of his head. may cause a future of plentyful dentist appointments

OI BITE THE CURB WOG!
u r now gonna be curbed and sold in tins.
Freshly Curbed aiy my favourite hmmm

by =CC= December 1, 2003

Curred

To Shag Someone

ah i fucking curred her last nyt muush!

by i_love_me December 7, 2003

Cursed Shahar

Images of an object or person resembling Papo Shahar (nickname) varying from identical to uncanny, and are often uses to indirectly bash how lame he really looks.

"Is that a picture of Shahar?"
"No this is the priest from vikings."
"Oh so it's another Cursed Shahar."

by Bopii November 21, 2019

wow thanks i'm cured

A sarcastic phrase used after receiving inappropriate or over-simplified health advice. Also a large community of internet trolls who shoot down any and all health advice that doesn't include a psychiatrist or a pill, and worship big pharma with outdated psychiatric models of "chemical imbalances".

Motivational poster: Exercise can help make people happy!

Troll: Oh really? Just exercise? That's all I need to do for my serious clinical depression? Why didn't I think of that? Wow thanks I'm cured!! Why don't I just throw away my Prozac pills and see how much serotinin I get from a fucking nature walk.

by Tesseramous February 14, 2020