Bazinga bazongo my wife is in the Congo

To troll (v).

Trolled (adj).

Troller (n).

Troll(lolololololo)

“Yeah man, she said bazinga bazongo my wife is in the Congo. Then she burned down my house with my mom inside.”
“Damn bro, that’s cold.”

by Sorry I killed ur mom December 6, 2021

chongo

Male version of a Chonga.

He is such a chongo.

by Jose Castellon August 25, 2005

Congo Wrist Watch

Wrapping the shaft of one's penis over one's wrist, creating the illusion that one is wearing a flesh colored wrist watch. The goal is to get someone to stare in confusion until they realize they are staring at your schlong.

Hey, do you know what time it is? Sure let me just take a look at my congo wrist watch.

by T Biz Rockahara August 5, 2011

crongle

a synonym for something or someone doing something considered cringe

"yo my maths teacher just gave me a 17 page homework task"
-"yo that's so fucking crongle of him"

by gaming egg123 def not arne February 5, 2021

congo line

Two or more snowplows plowing a multi-lane highway in a specific fashion where the one in the innermost lane is just a few metres ahead of the next one, and so on, ensuring snow is bumped from the inside lane right on out to the outside shoulder.
Also known as "echelon plowing."

"It took me hours to get home. I got stuck behind a congo line."

"We've had 6 cm of snow within an hour and the congo lines are already out."

by blaidd January 12, 2004

Crongulation

A simple mathematical sum which due to the ineptitudes of an individual, ends with a hugely erroneous answer, namely a crongulation.

Worker 1 "Dude, you seem to have a crongulation here. You've managed to add two and two and got potato"

Worker 2 "Oh man, I totally crongulated those figures. I'm sorry"

by mottleyc February 14, 2013

crong

crazy strong, roided out, or acts of roid rage. can also be refered to people who beat bitches.

"that barry bonds is crong, so is that O.J."

by Daniel Brieck April 21, 2005