War Crime

The ability to be worse than cringe, most children youtube channels exhibit this phenomenon.

"This minions music video is a war crime!"

by paraginylvalylcysteinylthreony July 15, 2022

crime of passion

An injury inflicted during excessively vigorous sexual activity.

I committed a crime of passion against Jane last night. She can hardly walk today.

by ajobbins September 24, 2010

Crime Pussy

A word that describes young(around 14 years old) girls who Darko thinks are sexy but not acceptable to have sexual intercourses with.

Damn that girl is totally a Crime Pussy, i would go to jail for her.

by Ass hunter 3 December 9, 2013

the perfect crime

Something which is cunning and clever and very useful, note. does not have to be an actual crime. Or it can be anything you want , i dont really care myself , i think ill grab myself a beer,yehay yay, shut up, no one likes youy

Jimmy:hey guys i just got a free balloon cus i sed it was my birthday, he he the perfect crime

by Jimmy Burgess October 30, 2005

grave crime

a very serious crime for which a person will normally be sent to the Crown Court for trial e.g., robbery, murder or indecent assault

'The Korean Central News Agency said... that the court found the two US Journalist women guilty of committing an unspecified "grave crime" and illegally crossing into North Korea.'

by Sharp12 June 8, 2009

war crimes

Crimes committed during wartime, usually violating international law. Killing civilians, torture, etc. This other idiot is an anti-semite who is trying to justify the Holocaust. Probably a cross dressing Hitler worshipper with no brain and no dick

The german people committed the worst war crimes ever against millions of polish people, jews, russian soldiers, gypsies, those with disabilities, homosexuals, and eastern europeans during WWII

by LLI March 25, 2004

Perfect Crime

Dwight: What is my perfect crime? I break into Tiffany's at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No, I go for the chandelier. It's priceless. As I'm taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It's her father's business. She's Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico but I go to Canada. I don't trust her. Besides, I like the cold. Thirty years later, I get a postcard. I have a son and he's the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting: I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris, by the Trocadero. She's been waiting for me all these years; she's never taken another lover. I don't care, I don't show up. I go to Berlin. That's where I stashed the chandelier.

Johnny: I have just done the perfect crime!
Timmy: Wait like the one from the office?!?
Johnny: Yes Timmy, soon we will become millionaires.

by busterbitch June 11, 2020