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fackin chackin

An informal term used primarily when a person is extraordinarily high on THC in the parking lot of a fast food chicken restaurant becomes irate after the vegan girlfriend of the driver of the vehicle protests patronizing an institution that abuses animal rights and insists on leaving without purchasing food, therefore irritating the hungry baked person who intensely craves the almighty secret 11 spiced recipe fried chicken, resulting in a incoherent tirade of slurred words describing the importance of their hunger.
Ashley: "I don't want to go here, lets just go home."
Matt: "Okay."
Sivad: "Dude we're hungry."
Kate: "Fuck you, lets go inside and eat some fackin chackin!"
Everyone: *laughter*
Ashley: "Oh man, Kate. You are totally baked."
Everyone: *laughter*

*Everyone lives happily ever after and drive off on a country cruise into the sunset*

THE END
fackin chackin by 7WMK0 January 9, 2009
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Cracking Eggs 

The act of unloading ones sack onto a woman's face
"What does cracking eggs mean?" James Marriott asked
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cracknob 

And idiot or stupid idea.
You're such a cracknob.
cracknob by SkyeW October 5, 2007

wise cracking 

The art of slipping smart ass remarks into everyday convorsation.
Example statement: Dude my girl friend is coming over so pick up your shit.

Example of wise cracking: Yea dude thats cool. Ill grab you some penicilin while im at it.
It is spelled differently from crackin, although still having the same meaning, because the original word has the letters "ck" standing for crip killer.
"What's craccin cuz?"
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Nah, let him keep cracking on, it's highly amusing.
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