Bong Cough

After a few weeks of ripping, you will feel a sensation in your throat after a rip and just want to cough your fucking brains out. Usually leaves your body randomly and you never know how long it could last.

Possible Symptoms:
-severe cough upon ripping
-excessive spitting post rip
-tightening of chest
-short of breath
-immense dehydration

*takes rip* “Yo after that rip I think I have bong cough!”

by meesandauds July 17, 2018

drinker's cough

An undefined cough the day (or days) after a binge drinking session.

Jackie: (coughing)

Matt: wtf, do you have covid?
Jackie: no it's just drinker's cough. It's a real thing.

by FakeID1234 August 29, 2021

pooping cough

When you cough so hard that you fart or poop

–Omg did you just do a pooping cough?
–Wait you heard that over my loud-ass coughing?

by pasvoulu September 8, 2018

weenie cough

When your boyfriend ejaculates in your mouth after fellatio and a cough develops as a result of swallowing.

"Awww girl, you got the weenie cough? Et's okaai" - significant other in a homosexual voice.

by jkderp October 24, 2010

crotch cough

A loud passing of gas. An audible fart.

I told him not to eat Mexican food on his date. Just when things were getting romantic, he let out a crotch cough.

by rasta21 August 8, 2008

Cough of Champions

When you cough so hard from a toke that you vomit.

Stoner 1: "Wow, dude, Jim really hit hard on that thing. He's coughing like crazy."
Stoner 2: "Yeah, and that cough just became the cough of champions. He just puked all over my carpet."

by ascarpelli January 16, 2012

frat cough

The cough that all bros aquire when living in the house together. They all always cough.
It's comparable to kennel cough for dogs. One gets it and then it spreads.

Dude, I thinks Chad's got a bad case of the frat cough since he moved in to the house. That shit doesn't go away.

by Groucho9 October 12, 2013