cottage cheese pancake butt

a very flat cellulite butt that also tends to be very pale

a chick with no sign of even having a booty. just a continuous line from her back down to her ankles must have a cottage cheese pancake butt

by tickle me funny March 22, 2010

Flap Jacks and Cottage Cheese

a woman with saggy boobies and a really wrinkled up belly, usually the result of having multiple children

Barb should NOT wear that bathing suit she looks like Flap Jacks and Cottage Cheese!!!

by Bob1984 July 25, 2010

penis cottage cheese (form of oral sex)

you need tape.

person 1:babe can we do penis cottage cheese (form of oral sex)?
person 2:sure, wheres the tape?

by big shaft October 23, 2019

cottage jumping

where you go to the beach, wheel a bunch of girls..
take them back to your cottage.

and do.. yeah.

and then do the same thing the next day.

yeah, we went cottage jumping this summer.

by whootwhoot123 December 4, 2010

cottage bottom

When a girls buttocks is very fat and saggy that it looks and smells like cottage cheese. Typically found on obese females or old ladies.

Did you see that cottage bottom it looks good ol granny cheese.

by Bunghole MASTA April 25, 2014

"castle in the air" vacation cottage

Or "castle in the air" hunting camp --- same diff. Refers to a much-hyped "back to nature" dwelling that turns out to be just a crude cramped tumble-down shack with no modern facilities.

Disgusted office-worker who was greatly in need of a little good ol'-fashioned R&R: That no-good shyster of a realtor gave me a glowing song-and-dance description of this backwoods cabin on the lake --- described it as a "castle in the air" vacation cottage, and claimed it had "electric lights, running water, and stained-glass windows". Turned out to merely be a shabby musty hovel hardly bigger than an outhouse, with absolutely no amenities whatsoever --- the "electric lights" turned out to be just a couple of small LED battery-lamps hanging from the ceiling (which I ended up having to buy fresh batteries for, by the way!), and the "running water" translated into merely a plastic bucket that you would pick up and "run" down to the lake, fill the pail with water (what am I --- Jack and Jill?!), and then "run" back up to the cabin again! And come to find out that the "stained glass" in the windows was nothing more than just the disgusting filmy MOLD-STAINS on the panes from the damp closed-up-for-months interior of the cabin! What a rip-off!

by QuacksO September 26, 2018

Cottage

Someone that is thicc and is of larger scale, in particular in the legs and and thighs.

Have you seen that girl? She's cottage!
I like her face, but she is so cottage!

by Stich Smellfour May 14, 2018