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Cornhole

Where the corn goes after you ear the corn, Josh.
We are so gonna cornhole this fake-ass church.

Let the cornholing begin!
by PotagoGuy June 2, 2020
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Cornhole Bandit

Also known as a Butt Pirate, this type of bandit has un natural affections for another mans cornholio. They put their stick in cornholio and get poop on it. They perform ass widening and shit licking.
Look at that cornhole bandit, he robbed a Limpy Wristed Fag.
by Mr. Homophobia June 6, 2023
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blew a cornhole

1) caused by a lack of understanding of Chemistry
2) a state of extreme anger to the extent where words can not convey one's emotions
During their long winded debate over whether hydrogen is a chemical element, the muffin man blew a cornhole.

While working on his chemistry homework, Vladimir became so angry that he blew a cornhole.
by Clicker # 6 May 7, 2011
mugGet the blew a cornholemug.

Cornhole

Originating in mid-continent USA. Term for evening lady or lonely wife in sod buster homestead that supplements income with sex for sale. The vagina is the “money hole” for carpetbaggers, speculators, railroad men, and merchants. For drifters, drovers, farmers, outlaws, and miners the anus is the “cornhole”, a discounted hole. Perhaps he could barter something in trade, a small sack of sugar, or a bushel potatoes for a one off.
Ingrid said she was in her monthly way and instead offered her cornhole to the wastrel.
by Cruziana January 12, 2024
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Canadian Cornhole

The legend has it that Canadian women actually prefer to have their ass bred (referring to the act of anal sexual intercourse), keep in mind this is all relatively new scientific research but the results are quite groundbreaking
“Man you know she wants that Canadian Cornhole done”
by Big Sawse October 22, 2020
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Cornhole

Penetrating someone's rectum; particularly, in a hostile, aggressive, or unkind manner. Essentially, wrecking, destroying, or wearing out someone's ass hole against their will.
I've only just begun to cornhole Natasha Romanoff and Susan Storm, and I like hearing them squeal, scream, cry and moan; they're ass holes are throbbing, and i'm not even done shoving my cock in their cornholes, this will teach 'em to meddle in my affairs again.
by Mr. Impetuous October 8, 2022
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Cornhole Pete

Affectionate nickname for former South Bend mayor Pete Buddigieg, most recently posing as Transportation Secretary in the supremely talented Biden adminstration.
That Cornhole Pete's a real caution. He thinks most people consider him masculine because he deliberately wears a 5 o'clock shadow.
by Joey Buffalo December 14, 2021
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