Wiggins, Colorado

Wiggins, Colorado a place where the only thing to do is wait for fall so you can go to the pumpkin patch.

The most boring town in America Wiggins, Colorado.

by Not A Kid From Brush ;) December 8, 2018

Colorado Cliffhanger

The process of when the semen from a freshly ejaculated penis never actually separates itself from the semen in the urethra, leaving the portion of semen that escaped dangling loosely in space and unable to be claimed as a "cum-shot." This is common with men who are dealing with dehydration or the common cold.

Man: Dude the weirdest thing happened to me last night.

Friend: Go on...

Man: I was drilling this chick and pulled out to spray her in the eyeball and my load never left my dick!

Friend: Ahhhh the ole Colorado Cliffhanger!

by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm April 28, 2017

Colorado musk

The smell of marijuana.

When someone makes a comment about the odor.

"It's just my colone. It's called Colorado musk.

by Steeveeveee October 23, 2018

Colorado Starbucks

A Marijuana dispensary. They line the streets in Denver like Starbucks do in every other city.

The first thing I'm gonna do when my flight lands is find a Colorado Starbucks.

by Humboldt glottologist March 5, 2014

Larkspur Colorado

The coolest place on plant earth. If you are one with nature and loves wildlife, Larkspur is the place for you! It's a small town full of people of all ages, if your looking for a good place to party or just chill, it will be in the Lark, as the natives like to call it. Deer are seen nearly every day on the sides of the roads and in the summer, bears are seen occasionally. Pine trees surround every inch of the land and everything is a beautfiul sight. Many people that don't know Larkspur say it's boring, but the fun is right under their nose. There are local waterfalls that are within walking distance from most Larkspurians. There are also off road dirt trails and an abandoned mine! There is always something new to do in Larkspur if you just have a little fun searching for it.

i don't understand, Larkspur Colorado

by LammberAmmy July 30, 2011

colorado rockies

Act of shiting on a women chest, and haveing her rub her titis toether while you rub your cock in between them creating a beautiful brown mountain scape.

I colorado rockies my girl and then had her lick my chocolate cone.

by kel rock September 22, 2006

Colorado Omelette

Slang for an abortion administered by frontiersmen during the migration west in the 1800's.

Looks like Jeb knocked up little Suzy. Thos'll make for some ugly kin; might be time for the ole Colorado Omelette.

by Allen Patrick Wagner February 13, 2012