Cock Block Party

The act of intentionaly cock blocking some one with a group of at least four people. Usually the atom bomb of cock blocking, and sometimes has long lasting effects.

Jeff: You totally cock blocked me last night.
John: It was an accident.
Jeff: Accident! You ran out yelling cock block party with five other guys.

by Bestevaa October 27, 2010

cock block

Inviting the ex-boyfriend of a girl to an event when you know your friend is trying to work on her at said event.

When TJ invited James out to Brothers to hang out. He totally cock blocked his friend.

by Colin from IC January 23, 2007

Cock Block Party

The act of having 4 or more poeple cock blocking someone who is trying to score on a chic.

Moy: I was trying to hit on Sidney but, yall cock blocked.
Campbell: Sorry but it was funny cock block party.

by Hotstuffluis December 31, 2010

cock block combo

A chain of 3 or more consecutive cock blocks. Also known as a CBC.

1) Lisa's ugly friend CBC'd me last night at the club.

2) John straight up pulled a cock block combo on Tim at the bar.

by vee October 11, 2010

cock block o'clock

That moment when someone or something prevents you getting laid.

We better hurry up and fuck! My roommate is due home soon and it will be cock block o'clock.

by Loke E. Coyote August 25, 2013

Cock Block Tortoise

When someone puts a washing basket on their back to look like a tortoise and performs a cock block by crawling onto a couple's bed whilst they are making intercourse

"i got completely undressed, put on a washing basket and cock block tortoised onto nat's bed who was shagging zach"

by jabbott August 22, 2011

Coffee Cock Block

a person that stands directly in the middle of the sugar, milk, straw and napkin dispensers so that no one else can get near them.

Coffee Cock Block-When you are trying to add milk or sugar to your coffee, or get a straw or napkin and the person at the station is strategically blocking everything and you can't get near it.

by jbnewengland June 15, 2010