clowns pocket

a large and cavernous asshole, usually linked to homosexual activity.

That dude is so gay he has an arse like a clowns pocket.

by dain blair September 1, 2005

Clooney

A synonym for tit fucking. Especially applied to tit-fucking women with large breasts. Emergence after the 2007 Academy Awards when a noticeably tipsy George Clooney was seen leading a rather shell shocked (and well endowed) Jennifer Hudson off stage.

Jeff: Did you see Jennifer Hudson....
Brett: ..yeah, Clooney, titfucks her backstage
Jeff: You mean he clooneys her
Brett: Yes.

by Strafus July 25, 2007

clowns

a person who acts stupid all the time and doesn't even know it.

Yo Marcus and Aaron been actin like some clowns lately.

by Doesn't matter February 11, 2005

george clooney

A brown paper bag given for liquor/beer bottles/cans after buying liquor at a liquor store and desiring to conceal it.

Hey man, you want a George Clooney for that Jack Daniels?

by alabamaman February 7, 2007

choonsie

(adjective)

choonsiest, choonsier

a) The description of a melodic/rhythmic track (mostly electronic) that has a sense of euphoria associated to it.

b) A corruption of the word tune used in an adjectival form.

c) An almost generic description for an uplifting house/trance track.

"Dude, check this track out. It's soooo freakin' choonsie."

"OMG! That's like THE choonsiest track I've ever heard."

"At the moment I'm listening to 'Orbital - Belfast'. Now tell me that that's not choonsie?"

"I've got the urge to dance. I think I'll go put on a nice choonsie track."

by RaveSpidey September 3, 2005

cloonery

the effortless ability to remain cool and hip despite being middle aged and male.

The men in my office think they exude a high degree of cloonery but they are sadly mistaken.

by Martova April 16, 2012

clooney-out

To clooney-out means to age progressively well as a man. As women get older, their looks tend to fade. Men on the other hand season with age and become more attractive, like George Clooney.

"Bro, I haven't seen you in years. I'm dig'n the silver hair, the nice threads and the hot young girlfriend!"

"Ya gotta clooney-out bro... clooney-out."

by clooneyclone November 27, 2013