Clogging

Smt that happens when you fuck up somewhere and don't even know why.

Bro this shit is clogging just like my brain.

by willywillycow December 7, 2022

Clog Blogged

Where some dick submits so many blogs with only his stupid sayings that there is no room for anyone elses blogs.

Casey was so proud of being gay he clog blogged his whole twitter page

by Jaff H. July 6, 2009

Clogged

When you’re clogged it’s like you’re out of words to say something and you’re in shock and can’t speak from how clogged you’re

You’re so clogged you can barley speak

by IOhLongJohnson January 20, 2023

I’m gonna go clog the toilet

The phrase you use when saying your off to take a piss with your mates making them believe that your going for a shit but in reality your just having a piss for comedic effect

Right I’m gonna go clog the toilet I’ll see you in like five minutes

You: Ight lad I’m gonna go clog the toilet

Other person: Mate That’s grim why are you taking a shit in school

You: don’t worry it’s only a piss and a few rolls of bog roll

by Jamalbigwiener January 9, 2024

Clog

A description of the Dutch language or people (may also include Flemish).

The official languages of Belgium are Frog, Clog, and Kraut.

by m0thra October 16, 2018

The Clog

When a male has a piss after sex and pisses in different directions or multiple streams.

Toby needed a piss after the business was done, but when he started pissing he looked up to notice he had two streams of piss both hitting opposite walls. “Fuck it.. the Clog”

by Charter man December 15, 2021

ego clog

An ego clog happens when a lady can only think and talk about herself. All her sentences start with "I"

SHe was a crappy date once the ego clog set in...

by Zele Ceesawl October 26, 2015