chocolate waldo

1. sexual act usually performed in public crowds during which a male is performing loud anal sex on a female and smashes her on the side of the face with a chocolate bar. when she recovers and turns around, he has disappeared into the masses.

Girl: Owww! What? What just happened? Where did you go?
Pedestrian 1: Is that a Crunch Bar?
Pedestrian 2: Dude, I think that girl just got a Chocolate Waldo!
Steve: Nice.

by Z-Jizzle June 10, 2008

chocolate whore

a woman or man who eats or enjoys chocolate all the time.

person 1- mom why are you eating chocolate again?
person 2- oops!
person 1- your such a chocolate whore.

by fuckk. October 10, 2009

Chocolate tunnel of love

1. A tradition tunnel of love, except through chocolate instead of water
2. Sweet, sweet anal sex

Guy: Thanks for going on the Chocolate Tunnel of Love with me again.
Girl: I was scared the first time I tried it, but after that, I was surprised how much I liked it!

by puddi0907 January 7, 2012

chocolate cheerio

An anus or butthole covered in fecal matter.

I just took a HUGE dump and my chocolate cheerio really hurts!

Hey did you get laid last night?
Hell yeah, the bitch let me put it in her chocolate cheerio!

by MattyBoomBoom June 11, 2008

Chocolate Fudge Downie

A black person suffering from Down Syndrome.

That guy's a straight up Chocolate Fudge Downie

by hobofusion January 23, 2011

Chocolate Freezy

The act of a woman caressing ice cubes along a mans scrotum while simultaneously sucking Nutella off of his glans.

"I thought that I had seen it all until Suzie pulled the Ol' Chocolate Freezy on me."

by Lenewfag69 October 16, 2014

chocolate bandana

The act of shitting onto a sexual partners chest.

Damn man, that marysol was a real freak, she let me go all the way and then leave her a chocolate bandana.

by SimplyCrisp December 20, 2015