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Crispy Ass Flakes

Noun. Flakes via the anus that are quite crispy.
If you don't wipe good enough, you accumulate crispy ass flakes.
by 3guyjoe November 19, 2013
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crispy dick pizza

Crispy dick pizza is a definition on when you fuck up in life
by Crispydickpizaa123 November 27, 2016
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Chisps

A thin slice of potato fried and salted sometimes with flavoring. Originating from canada sometime in the 2010s.
"Chisps please" "alright here are some chisps" "thank you!"
by birdperson18 March 4, 2022
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Chrispy

To be Cool.
To have Sass.
Christina is so sassy. She is such a Chrispy.
by AlfredSerious April 5, 2012
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Crispy Squeeler

1) After a long night of intercourse, the male wakes up and eats the female out. Due to the extra excretion from the female from the night before, it is a little "crispy" and when the female makes sounds of pleasure, that's where the term "Squeeler" comes from.

2) Going in dry. Due to the lack of moisturization, it is a "crispy" vagina and it obviously doesn't feel good, hence the term "Squeeler".

3) An old piece of bacon.
1) I woke up this morning and she wanted a Crispy Squeeler, so I just bit the bullet and got it over with.

2) I got impatient and she was moving slow, so I just went in for the Crispy Squeeler. She was not happy.

3) I couldn't find any real food for breakfast this morning, but I found a Crispy Squeeler on the counter and just ate that.
by CrispyInventor August 28, 2015
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Crispy brain

The meaning of crispy brain is someone who has surpassed just being a winkle brain

Origin
The concept of cripsy brain is that facts and logic settle into the wrinkles of the brain and during intellectual the brain heats up frying the fact oil into a crispy exterrer on the outside of the brain
"ha those smooth brained retards are totally unlike us crispy brained intellectuals"
by The_one_named_m July 31, 2019
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Chippyrat

The biggest motherfucking animal on earth that will rip your face off before you can even say fuck that things gonna rip my face off! A chippyrat is 8 miles long and shoots machine guns out of its eyeballs.
Holy fuck thats one bigass chippyrat
by Zed December 30, 2003
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