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Ching chang hon chi

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There once was a guy named Chen Shimei who lived with his wife Qin Xianglian and kids in the countryside. One day, Shimei gets hired by the king in the city to work as a fuma ye in his royal circle, and marry a princess. This sounds rather douchey on the king’s part until you realize that nobody in the city actually knows that he is married. However, rather than explaining that he has a happy family at home, Shimei agrees to the marriage and lives in the city for years, eventually becoming corrupt. Meanwhile, years later, his wife is worried about her husband, as everyone in her village thinks he died. So she takes her kids and belongings and goes to look for him in the city. Shimei finds out that Xianglian is searching for him and he hires an assassin to kill her and their children. The assassin, showing surprising human decency, does not assassinate the family and instead informs Xianglian of her husband’s situation. She is furious and reports him to the king. However, since ol’ Chen has a crap ton of power, being a high-ranking official and the husband to the princess, nobody is willing to take the case except for one Bao Gong, who is the guy singing. He is famous in Chinese legend to be the epitome of fairness and justice, and the song is basically Bao Gong announcing to the public Chen Shimei’s crimes and condemning him.
Chinese person: Do you really what all that "ching chang hon chi" thing is all about?
Non-Chinese person: Yeah bro... it is about a meme, bro...
by JPhett December 28, 2021
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Wong Chong Chong

The alternate name of an Asian whose last name is Wong.

Alternatively, it can refer to a specific Asian person with whom you are acquaintances.
"Hey, what's up Sam Wong?"
"Dude, her name is Wong Chong Chong, 什麼他媽的是你錯了 嗎?"
"Chill, dude.."
by A. Potatoes May 19, 2013
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ching chang walla

a slang word,mainly used in certain parts in east london.like leyton,where im from.
it means "rock paper scissors"
not ALL teen londoners kno dis tho.
1.ey,bruv less play ching chang walla.
2.we gota ching up 2 see who'll do it.
by Red-Eye November 3, 2004
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ching chang walla

a slang term for "rock paper scissors" which is used in some areas of East London
A game of "ching chang walla" will settle who starts this game.
by Mitcho2001 May 30, 2016
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ching chang walla

Meaning: Rock, paper, scissors (or Scissors paper rock (backwards))

This is typical of the kind of distortion which is still prevailant within spoken English in the East End aka Cockney. This is also true of the origins of this word, being derived from both the Yiddish and Romany languages. The original meaning of these three words, basically pays tribute to the Godly people of Camaroon.

FACT!
"Alfred lets play footsies to see who shall be paired up with Barthomenuo."

"No, same as Ghostly. Eveyone knows that you can calculated who shall lose in footsies. I want it to be decided by a game of probabilities, mixed with a little skill."

"Damn it. Okay, but there are only two of us. Lets make it ching chang walla."

"Okay. I concur. Good show."
by J.K.Rodders August 3, 2007
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ching chang

A blinging asian wearing shiny objects made of gold, silver, or any precious metal.(not always precious metals sometimes it includes polished spoons, tinfoil, shiney plastics, etc.
by DavidNguyenIsNotAsian August 16, 2004
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chong chong

when a person violates another person's poop shoot with a stick or a long pole-like object.
adam stole jessey's chong chong...no homo.
by greengeizer August 14, 2010
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