by victor havoc October 12, 2003
by Maccastarr July 12, 2017
by Tristan The train February 05, 2018
When you put hot stuff all over your penis, insert your shlong in a hot Cheeto bag, and wait in a convience store until a black girl purchases you and sucks off all the hot Cheeto dust and hot sauce off your penis.
by Dadadad4 May 31, 2018
Donald Trump is a desperate cheeto.
by Porkchop1016 October 06, 2019
You know, it's that thing when pubic hair is done in dreadlocks and resembles the size and shape of a popular finger snack.
Last night I had a run in with Black Cheetos and I had to bail. I should have known that the carpet matched the curtains!
by hounddiggity May 25, 2010
When young, horny, impoverished males want to score but refuse to spring the money for a condom. Instead, they strap an empty cheeto bag on their dick with a rubber band as a form of contraception.
Can also refer to taking a heedless risk that is easily preventable by expending minimal effort, such as moving a settler outside your cultural boarders in Civilization without a military escort.
Can also refer to taking a heedless risk that is easily preventable by expending minimal effort, such as moving a settler outside your cultural boarders in Civilization without a military escort.
"Baby aren't you gonna use a condom?"
"Nah, I got this cheeto bag here... Can you hand me that rubber band though?"
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Alan: "Ok settlers done and I'm moving him over to that plains hill"
Carl: "Wait do you have a warior to escort it?"
Alan: "Nah... Ima cheeto bag this guy... Itll be fiiiiiinnnnnee."
Lion: "Roar"
Alan: "Damn it"
"Nah, I got this cheeto bag here... Can you hand me that rubber band though?"
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Alan: "Ok settlers done and I'm moving him over to that plains hill"
Carl: "Wait do you have a warior to escort it?"
Alan: "Nah... Ima cheeto bag this guy... Itll be fiiiiiinnnnnee."
Lion: "Roar"
Alan: "Damn it"
by Mansa Musa September 10, 2010