Ultimative Cheesiness

Outrageously sweet and romantic stuff

Example of Ultimative Cheesiness
Her: Even though you're 6 hours behind me, I still see you in my future
Him: Even though you're 6 hrs ahead, I won't give up the chase

by XReign February 15, 2021

Cheesy deluxe

A situation where you (or partner) pours melting cheese into the anus of the recipient and then uses it as lubricant.

Yo man, I cheesy deluxed the shit out of my girl.

by That boye June 15, 2016

Cheesy Mary

Like a Bloody Mary, but the base is kraft powdered cheese.

As Chad finished projectile vomiting bright orange Cheesy Mary, he reflected on his life choices.

by Eruionmel January 12, 2019

Cheesy Noblet

dick skin filled with smeg

Harrison Had, has a cheesy noblet

by NiggaSmasher77 February 27, 2023

Cheesy pants

Dirty old track pants that have seen some years. Grey, charcoal, or black sweat pants are the standard so the orange stains from eating cheesies hungover on a Sunday afternoon are highlighted. They only need to be washed twice a month maximum and you've had the best years of your life in those bad boys.

I was rockin' cheesy pants all friggin' day watching trailer park boys because I was 10/10 drunk last night.

by Ronronbojangles April 26, 2016

red cheesy

Jerking off so hard it starts to bleed and then when you are about to climax you stick your penis in cottage cheese and let out your load.

He just did a red cheesy!

by Talos5328 December 16, 2013

Cheesy Alligator

When your penis or vagina smells like cheese.

My boyfriend screwed me with a cheesy alligator last night, and it was the wort.

by Cheesus Mac&Cheese May 10, 2022