Ching Chong Chopstick

The whole Asian language summed up into three words. in the most racist way possible.

“Hey Asian friend!”
“Hello!”
“Teach me some Asian! I already know a few words like Ching, Chong and Chopstick!”

“Ok! I wanna Ching Chong chopstick your dog!”

“😧”

by FoRTniTe SLayEr 3000 Warthog November 30, 2019

crapsickle

n. crap, on a stick, frozen. i.e. an after-school treat loved by many children all around the world.

After school we went over to Mark's house for a refreshing ice-cold crapsickle treat.

by Brett December 17, 2004

Carolina chopsticks

To lift an object from the floor using only one's buttcheeks.

He left his book in the sonar control room, so i picked it up with my Carolina chopsticks.

by spankmasterflash 5000 September 25, 2010

alaskan chopsticks

that at of jizzing on a pair off chopsticks freezing it overnight and put it in your lovers vagina while she is sleeping

the only reason ur are pregnant is from the alaskan chopsticks i gave you

by kevin chunk May 12, 2009

Chopstickity

An individual of small, thin structure.

"The boy had a chopstickity torso."

by Mr. $anta September 30, 2009

Chopstick English

This is when an Asian pertucularly a Chinese person speaks English with a Asian accent.

Dad: I couldn't understand a word that man was saying.
Son: Thats because his Asian accent is really thick.
Dad: I really can't understand chopstick English.

by Yukov Lukich 333 July 19, 2017

clampstick

The proper form of chop sticks because of the simple fact that chopsticks do not chop. They, amazingly enough, clamp onto food.

I use clampsticks to eat my Chinese food.

by Mrrple April 2, 2007