anal carnage

A combination of carnal knowledge and violent anal sex.

Bill: After Daniel left my house this morning, there was no doubting the anal carnage between us.

by Chrolsen January 6, 2009

carnal hobbyist

A fun-polite description of anyone, male or female, who indulges him/herself with a series of casual sexual partners.

Well, y'know 'slut' is a nasty word. I'd call her a carnal hobbyist!

by Andy Sword January 6, 2009

Chloe Carnage

Ultimate myspace whore. Probably better than Jeffree Star. Fierce and stunning, Chloe Carnage is a household name, spanning her talent and fame worldwide. She is the new an upcoming sensation. This bitch starts trends.

"I saw Chloe Carnage wearing army pants and flip flops, so I bought army pants and flip flops"

by CRNGFAN69 November 12, 2009

Cartaphobia

The fear of or feeling of discomfort when around shopping carts.

Person one: working as cart retrieval for a while now I think I have developed a fear of shopping carts.
Person two: what like Cartaphobia?

by Lueyroth June 7, 2014

catnapped

When you can't stand up or help someone because a cat sits on your lap.

I can't help you right now, I am catnapped.

by TheManTheMythTheLegende December 15, 2018

caraphitophobic

imagine being such a dumbass that you look this up...

1: That's caraphitophobic
2: What does that mean
1: Look it up
2: ...
1: ha dumbass

by SuperOdin June 29, 2022

Jack Carnage

A rugged Mountainous Man. A man who has reached the utmost heights of masculinity, even towering over Chuck Norris. This man has learned every art of pleasing women, often accidentally acquiring a harem of doting females. A Jack Carnage hates others who pick on the weak, often reminding the Beta bitches who's territory and friends they are fucking with. He is also immune to snake venom. Never play Poker, Uno, or any other card game with this creature, as he can summon any card with magic. Yes, that's right. He's also a wizard. Like Gandalf the Gray.... if he was a Redneck. You can spot this magical creature by his distinctive features. Shirtless, a beard that grows all over his body at an alarming rate, a deep southern accent, and He prefers to wear a leather hat. Possibly a trophy from his latest kill. If you are to encounter a Jack Carnage, promptly offer him alcohol and an alligator steak. DO NOT ANGER THE JACK CARNAGE

"Oh my, that beautiful man must be a Jack Carnage"

by The victim of jack carnage April 23, 2022