Canned Heat

A substance which can be found in the heels of an amazing dancer, causing said dancer to get down, down, down, down upon hearing that boogey rhythm.

DANCE! nothin' left for me to do but DANCE! All these bad times I'm goin' through just DANCE! Got Canned Heat in my heels tonight baby

by OTC Original Tavern Crew May 10, 2005

Canned Ham

The act of pressing your bare ass up against a glass window. The view from the other side of the window resembles that of a freshly opened canned ham.

I was walking by the red brick dorms with my girl when Andy gave me a canned ham from his room.

by So he eats catsup August 1, 2014

Noob Cancer

Mostly used in team based on-line games, where a number of poor players are so bad, they start to effect the more skilled members of the team. Most likely becuase they are annoyed at their useless team-mates, and are too preoccupied yelling at them to concentrate on the game, or they know they have no chance of winning and just give up. Thus the cancer of a handful of useless noobs, spreads to the whole team, making them all useless.

"IDIOT! Look what you made me do! Just go away! Give your noob cancer to some other server!"

by PoisonedAl August 12, 2009

Canters Day

Canters Day is a United States holiday observed on the Friday before Memorial Day. Canters Day was founded in 2009 and although it holds no religious or political significance, it is celebrated by a growing number of people each year.

The official song of Canters Day is "4Day Weekend" by Bandway. The significance being that Canters Day is often used by many in congruence with Memorial Day to create a "4-day weekend".

Contrary to those trying to ascertain the origins being the holiday, Canters Day has no relationship to horses, waltzes, the city of Canterbury or anyone with the last name Canter.

"Did you take off work for Canters Day?"

"Hell yea. 4-DAY WEEKEND!"

by El Ultimo Hombre April 28, 2010

Cancer Muggle

People who haven’t had cancer but like to give shit advice to us as if they have a clue

“Another cancer muggle just told me I could cure my cancer by being vegan”

by apl_bitch March 5, 2019

Fiery cancerous hole

Word created when all three insults are applied: go die in a fire, go die of cancer, go die in a hole. Used when you can't be asked to fire separate insults at a person or do not have the time to argue with them.

Man1- Do you want to play with me in warhammer club?
Man2- Go away. No one likes you. You have no friends.
Man1- What about Lego club?
Man2- No. Go die in a fiery cancerous hole.
Man1- (starts crying)

by JMUK July 17, 2012

Cancer Culture

A Cancer Culture is much like a cancel culture is when people (like cancer) spread an idea or an opinion which they all back for no reason other than they heard it from someone they thought to be important or influential.

Supreme products is a cancer culture!

by SnaZZyG December 3, 2019