shided and farded and came

where you shit and fart and cum your pants at the same time

lucius: i shided and farded and came looking at my bros

me: kill yourself

by shid penis May 12, 2022

Through whom he came into this world incarnate

HE SAID IT! HE SAID THE THING! THE JEWS ARE THE INCARNATION OF GOD ON EARTH! OOOOOOOOOOOH! OOOOOOOOH! I WAS RIGHT! SEE!? SEE!? THAT'S THE THING I SAID LITERALLY! OOOOOOOOOOOH MY JEWSUS! OOOOOOOOH! THAT... IS... HILARIOUS! I mean, you see what I was saying, right? SEE!? I'm NOT and anti-semite! I said the thing that reality IS! THEREFORE, SMARTER AND BETTER THAN EVERYONE! MASTER OF THEOLOGY! THE ULTIMATE MIND-BRAIN!

Hym "Hooooooookay.... I'm going to read you the- WRITE... I'm gonna write you (YOU read it... I don't read it.... And DON'T FORGET to read it to the blind!) the quote from Andrew Klavan at the Daily Wire.

Here it is: "When you use that phrase to mean the God has abandoned his chosen people, The Jews, THROUGH WHOM HE CAME INTO THIS WORLD INCARNATE... You are quoting the scripture as Satan did in the bible' and then he goes on to say 'You're quoting scripture for your own purposes, and that to me is especially wicked.' THEY'RE THE INCARNATION OF GOD ON EARTH GUYS! JESUS! WAS! A JEW! IT'S THE SAME THING! IT MEANS THE SAME THING! WOOOOOOW! I WAS RIGHT! JESUS... WAS A JEW... AND HE WAS TRYING TO EXPLAIN THEIR LITLLE INCEST CULT TO THE GENTILES... THEY DIDN'T REALLY GET IT... BAM! CHRISTIANITY! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! AHA! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAJAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *COUGHCOUGHCOUGHCOUGH* AHAHAHAHAHA! AHA! AHA! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH MAN! THAT IS FUCKING PRICELESS! I SOLVED IT GUYS! I SOLVED THEIR LITTLE KIKE RIDDLE! HITLER BEAT ME TO IT BUT ONLY BECAUSE I WASN'T ALIVE YET... I would have figured it out first. Holy shit. Funny! Funny shit man that is wild. And the Muslims where like 'Oh yeah totally man I talked to the creature too and my wife's gotta wear a blanket now' PFFTT-HAHAHAHAHA! And Satan is just anyone who says they're not God! Or tries to usurp the Jews! Or thinks they're smarter than all of them! WELL... I'M YOU'RE HUCKLEBERRY! I CALLED IT! I'M THE GUY! And, well, I AM smarter than all of you. MAXIMUM MIND BRAIN! ULTRA OMEGA SKULL MEAT SUPREME! BETTER THAN EVERYONE!!!"

by Hym Iam April 7, 2024

Came out of the closet

Coming out of the closet

When a gay, trans or in any way queer person tells someone their identity, or declares it in front of a bigger audience.

Person 1: "You have an amazing fashion sense!"
Person 2: "Thank you! I just came out of the closet this morning."

by garbage child November 20, 2021

came x expleams

the best ship to exist

Buny: expleams x came is the best ship

Me: no, came x expleams is the only and best ship to exist

by IlNo November 5, 2020

God came on my jorts

When your day goes poorly in an unforeseen yet entirely unsurprising way.

“Yeah a bird just shat on me!”

“No way dude.”

“Yeah it’s like god came on my jorts!”

by Dionysus’ dick November 6, 2023

came strategy

The C.A.M.E. stategy.

C: Cognitive: What you see

A: A Girl: Name all girls in video
M: MMMMMMMM: Say 'm' a lot
E: Egg: Type egg 7 times

Hey, check out this video!
Okay, I used the CAME Strategy to learn it!!
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by yardbirdsmith April 23, 2017

Uncle Rodney came knocking

Engine Connecting Rod Knock. Usually caused by excessively worn Rod Bearings. This results in an audible Knocking Sound that is pervasive and matches with your RPM of the Engine.

I was driving my Car in town and suddenly Uncle Rodney came knocking.

by VegasJD May 5, 2024