talking chinese

When you stay up for too many days on methamphetamine and you start a sentence only to fall asleep in the middle of it and finish the same sentence with a completely different subject that makes no sense. You then realize as you wake up that you didn't make sense and you tried to play it off to whoever you were talking to. P.S. It never works.
"I know! I love when the pizza has dead bodies that I hid in my closet last night. " I said, pizza in hand.

"Time for bed buddy, you're TALKING CHINESE bullshit again"
by Jaylen Rain January 09, 2019
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Secretly Chinese

A phrase used to describe Matt Barnes, the bassist of You Me At Six, a person who's secretly asian.
Josh Fransexme: "And Matt? He's probably... Secretly Chinese."
by goSSIPguY69 April 06, 2012
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Chinese Factory

Were They Have Little People Called Children To Make Ipads and Iphones
Im Like santa i have a Chinese Factory in china with little People Called Children
by NINJAISKINDACUTE October 16, 2019
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Chinese Spareribs

1)To lift ones arm up and to punch them in the ribs.

2)The scene from the Martial Art film "Return of the Dragon" where the black guy enters the Chinese restaurant and cause trouble.
Man Jack fucked around and punched him in his Chinese Spareribs, guy was down and out!!
by Viper...Mr Viper to you!! June 08, 2011
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chinese orgy

A room full of people eating rice.
We walked into a chinese orgy the other day.
by Olherd November 03, 2019
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Chinese spyware

Person 1: Have you seen the TikTok video I’ve sent you?
Person 2: Sorry, I don’t use the Chinese spyware
by Muttoosh November 23, 2022
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Fake Chinese

A Chinese who didn't/doesn't wear open butt pants.
"Hey bro look at that fake Chinese, we cant even see his ass crack!"
by Taiwan>China May 30, 2019
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