Krusty Burger 

When your significant other has decided to stop sleeping with you yet still goes to bed dressed only in a thong and a tshirt. You jerk off until you come between her buttcheeks. Thereby creating a Krusty Burger in the morning when she has to pee.

Her:"i'm not in the mood"
You:"ok"
2 hours later
squeege
6 hours later when she gets up
cruuuuuuuuuuuussssssssssssttttt!!!

You:"he he Krusty Burger yum

Krusty Burger by Leftimus Maximus January 27, 2009

Tweeny Burger 

An adolescent that expresses extremely irritating qualities such as unnecessary screeching, attempting to revive dead memes, and lacking basic intelligence and maturity. These qualities can be represented through the analogy of a burger; just as many components come together to create a good burger, many irritating components coalesce to become a tweeny burger.

STOP BEING SUCH A TWEENY BURGER!

Tweeny Burger by Dr. John P. Bogdan February 11, 2018

Gunga Burger

A Gunga Burger is the best burger you will ever taste and will make you straight away go “gunga gunga gunga gunga”
also cures nerd neck

DrDoge307: *plays fortnite all night*
lil aku: dude your such a nerd neck have a gunga burger
*throws gunga burger*
DrDoge307: gunga gunga gunga gunga

Gunga Burger by Ryan and Chris hasbig nerdneck January 30, 2019

burgkakke 

the act of eating a burger so messy that you end up with grease and condiments dripping down your face, chin, neck, chest and hands.

The Elvis burger (topped with fried bananas, peanut butter and bacon) is so greasy that eating one is burgkakke.

burgkakke by drzachary April 13, 2009

fart burger with extra shit sauce 

Extremely foul smelling fart and slight ass juice for good measure

Oh snap, I passed one and then realized it was worse, a fart burger with extra shit sauce!

fart burger with extra shit sauce by godchef May 28, 2010

Ron Burgundy 

A sassy-frassy anchorman for the fictional "Channel 4 News". This man is at the peak of coolness and has a feathered-hairstyle and a manly moustache to boot. He loves scotch.

Ron Burgundy: Good evening. I'm Ron Burgundy?
Man 1: Who put that question mark on the teleprompter?!

Ron Burgundy by Nathan Algren June 24, 2004

burger status 

A term used to describe anything that is obnoxiously lame, extremely stupid, or utterly disappointing.

Yo, I can't believe the bars in Boston close at 2 a.m. and the subway stops at midnight. That's burger status.

burger status by Vento December 26, 2008