Buffet Racer

Classic boat owned by middle aged overweight men. Owners are usually bald, fat, and annoying. They typically think they own the baddest ass boat on the planet. These are the same types of guys that own Mustangs and consistantly humble brag about everything they do. Owners will give many excuses as to why the craft may not perform as well as previously stated it will.

Timmy is out crushing waves in his Buffet Racer, the baddest boat on the planet.

by market price August 30, 2017

Bug Buffet

A Term used for someone getting bitten alot by nats, mosquitos, and other bugs

"Man I feel like a bug Buffet with all these nats on me"

"Holy crap you look like you were apart of a bug Buffet"

"Every time I go out camping, I'm just a big ol' Bug Buffet"

by DJS1800 August 26, 2018

Tainted Buffet

Where the stripper Spins on the Dance Pole and diarrhea sprays in the faces of the audience!
This happened for real google it

I got a mouth full of her shit when the Stripper Tainted buffet the audience.

by Wintyer December 19, 2021

Buffet Squirrel

One who secretly packs away items from a buffet into a bag, purse, or satchel for later consumption.

example: Caleb was eying the plate of chocolate croissants before the last of them were emptied into the purse of the buffet squirrel .
Buffet Squirrel = Food Stealer

by Nathan Drack January 25, 2019

hot buffet

Similar to a hot lunch, a buffet involves the act of shitting, pissing and vomiting on your partners chest.

a steaming hot buffet

by verbatim April 8, 2005

Jimmy Buffetted

(1) Getting so drunk to the point that Jimmy Buffett music becomes palatable.

(2) Drinking with friends while listening to Jimmy Buffett music.

(1) Dan doesn't usually listen to Jimmy Buffett, but he was so Jimmy Buffetted last night that he enjoyed the music!

(2) Pat was getting Jimmy Buffetted last night with his friends while listening to Jimmy Buffet's song "Margaritaville".

by M Albury September 26, 2012

a whole buffet

A whole meal is when someone looks like hotter than fire and could be like real good in a relationship and in bed

Hailey is a whole buffet!!

by Robocoder35 February 15, 2020