Bryson

A walking contradiction with a Ram truck, a golf obsession, and the spelling skills of a broken Etch A Sketch. Bryson proudly drives a Ram over a Ford—not for performance, but because he’s a few brain cells short of a group project.

Known for popping out kids like it’s a competitive sport—some say he’s trying to build a football team, others say he just forgets what birth control is. Loves golf but thinks “par” is just short for “party,” and he’s definitely addicted to alcohol but claims he just “likes the taste of bad decisions.”

Gambles not to win, but for the thrill of losing, and laughs at things that aren’t funny like it’s a personality trait. Possibly unwell, definitely entertaining.

“Bryson just triple-bogeyed, cracked a beer at 9 AM, and laughed for five minutes at a street sign that said ‘Dickerson.’ I’m worried… but also not surprised.”

by Chrispeecream June 7, 2025

Bryson

A Fun Police that REALLY Loves Mushrooms

the bryson fun police ate another mushroom

by Poshyyy July 26, 2025

Bryson Tiller

The God of R&B every girls go-to artists for break ups and sht but his lyrics are out of this world 🔥🔥🔥🔥 TRAPSOUL does really crack code. HeS also known as Pen Griffey, God Tiller, Young Tiller

Friend 1 : Im in my Bryson Tiller mood

Friend 2: GOD TILLER VibeZzzzz

by CMforReal June 13, 2019

Bryson Tiller

A singer and rapper from Louisville, Kentucky. He has collabrated with many notable artists such as Drake, DJ Khaled, Rihanna, etc. He is also known as Pen Griffey. His musical genres include R&B, hip-hop, and soul music.

Watch him become the next King of R&B.

Me: "Bryson Tiller just dropped the deluxe for A N N I V E R S A R Y!"
Friend: (starts crying)
Me: "Bitc- I know he's superior and all but this is too much."
Friend: "I LOVE BRYSON!" (continues crying)
Me: "Can't disagree with that."

by HeheheheJK March 7, 2021

bryson tiller

one of the most lyrically amazing rappers in the game, bomb asf and tatted up. has a girl daughter named Harley and she is adorable. been through struggles and is now on top. also my husband

BRYSON TILLER, ALSO KNOWN AS PEN GRIFFEY IS THE SHIT.

by bibislays July 5, 2016

Bryson Challenge

A bet made between friends about whether one person can poop their pants.

“Oh man, I did the Bryson challenge with Adam and I totally lost!”

by craigsanatomy November 12, 2019

bryson tiller

he is so fine and he is the hottest man to walk on our planet. we are blessed to have this man. i want him to have my kids. i’ll swallow his kids. he is such a hottie

person1: do you see that guy over there
person2:that’s a bryson tiller👅

by charlotte tiller June 23, 2020