bryson lame

L rizz all around

“bro you got W rizz?”
“no my name is bryson lame”

by rhueueurjtnrj February 1, 2023

bryson winkler

My Boi my main man my original gangsta a pretty chill dude most of the time 7/10

Bryson Winkler is kinda hot ngl

by Cheezborgerboi69 February 11, 2023

bryson

he is funy makes you laugh likes kaydence andeson and bella paulet and everybody he gets a chance to flirt with

bryson cant pull

by your mom20373 February 16, 2023

Bryson Stott

He is the second baseman for the Philadelphia Phillies. He has a daughter on the way which makes every woman in the world jealous and want to kill his wife. Women of Philadelphia and Mays Landing watch the Phillies solely for the purpose to hear his walkup song and to see him hit home runs. Boyfriends hate Bryson Stott but can’t help appreciate his greatness.

Bryson Stott hit another grand slam, babe look away now!!!!!

by Jerbroks October 16, 2023

The Bryson

The Bryson is a rather rare species. A narrow, long head creature that contains a larger than usual penis that it uses to destroy hood boogers. The Bryson doesn’t have a high level of intellect as it can’t tell between the offensive and defensive side of the ball. The species is also broke.

OMG Honey! Those moves in the bedroom you used were hitting the spot. Where did you learn that?

Oh honey, just The Bryson DVD I downloaded.

by Darth_Vader1994 November 1, 2023

Bryson

Just a typical uneducated grease monkey that the Army found laying around. Bryson normally sticks his Jimmy and anything that walks just to get a quick nut and an iced coffee.

“Johnny, whatever you do; don’t be like your buddy Bryson”

by Darth_Vader1994 November 3, 2023

Bryson

A sexist, annoying, and AGGRESSIVE person that cannot keep his hands to himself and hits people for no reason and is just an overall asshole

I hate Bryson. Please for the life of me don’t be a bryson

by Olivegardn November 6, 2023