brown study 

A state of mind, where deep but incoherent thought comes wordlessly. A lonely mental abstraction; not necessarily gloomy but often so. When you emerge from a brown study it is often difficult to remember what you have been thinking about.

Amanda looked out at the rain and the leaden sky. She was alone. At times like this she was prone to quote melancholy poetry and then fall into a brown study.

brown study by benbisley April 13, 2008

Brown Apple Bobber 

When a guy has his woman bent over the front of the toilet and he's hitting it from the back, just before he finishes, he puts her face in the toilet water to enhance their(his) climax.

I got the brown apple bobber in my girl's parents' bathroom last night

Brown Apple Bobber by Hakuna Memetata October 12, 2017

Brown Surprise

When you think you're gonna fart but a dookie comes out.

James: Bro I thought it was gonna be a fart but then I shit my pants!
John: You just got hit with a brown surprise!

Brown Surprise by shitmypants January 13, 2021

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

condition brown

Usually an emergency situation,when a sewer line breaks or when a portable toilet is overturned in a highily visible area and the insueing mess is totally discusting. When spotted people will usually run away.
Could also be a code brown.

A gust of wind blew down the porta-pottie and now we have a condition brown.

condition brown by teh744 May 25, 2008

Brown Penguin 

The act of a stripper taking a dump on the stage or runway.

DJ: And now bring your attention to beautiful Lexus who will be performing the infamous Brown Penguin...
Guy #1: Oh my god, that stripper just squatted out a deuce the size of a Pringles can on the stage!
Guy #2: Yup, she just pulled the old Brown Penguin... Seeing that was definitely worth a dollar...

Brown Penguin by Lickolottapuss July 23, 2014

Brown dabber 

When u have to poop so bad that a little comes out on your underwear

I tried to hold my poop but a brown dabber happened

Brown dabber by Jonniecam August 4, 2016