A Brian is a flaming faggot that refuses to come out of closet. Typically makes non-quality gay jokes about straight men. Also known to play butt tag with other Brian’s. In 2015 research confirmed 98.7 percent of all Brian’s were closet homos.

Oh heyy, your name is Brian too? Would you like to come over and play butt games with me?!

Brian by Big Hog Leg June 5, 2019

brian

aka thicc booty brian—a man who is on the path to enlightenment, the modern day messiah, who never skips soccer practice or leg day

film professor: ...and there is always one decent guy who keeps company with a bunch of assholes. common trope

student: hey, that’s like a brian i know irl!

brian by X Æ A-XII October 13, 2020

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brian

Brian:
Verb- To be urinated on.

Person1- "I wish you'd brian all over me."
Person2- "Bitch, yo' siiick."

brian by SaraBlueee. July 30, 2008

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Brian

someone who is fucking useless

Dude, stop being a Brian and help me out here.

Brian by Breezy Lo December 27, 2009

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