Boyfriend

There’s 3 types of boyfriends

1. A cheating assbag who always come crawling back to you because he cheated on the girl he cheated on you with and your a pushover who keeps getting back together with him
Or you have boyfriend number 2
2. Someone who’s always there when you need them and will always make you smile, listens to your problems, makes you feel loved, and cares for you.
Or boyfriend number 3
3. That guy who acts nice to you for a week then starts ignoring you and only cares abt his guy friends and never spends anytime with you which makes you feel like you not worth anyone’s time.
You choose which one fits ur Boy the most

Dang boyfriend number one is a real assbag!

by Yourtrashoutside January 10, 2021

Boyfriend

A boy who will break your heart no matter what you do :(

Don't believe a word that he's saying he's lying

Don't let him hurt you you better than that

YOUR BOYFRIENDS A LIER

by AGirlWithABrokenHeart January 6, 2014

boyfriend non boyfriend

A boy who you're talking to and basically dating, but its not official or titled.

Jen and Tom texted and hung out everyday, but she isn't calling Tom her boyfriend. Tom is her boyfriend non boyfriend.

by megzany July 3, 2015

Boyfriend

The male inconvenience often mentioned by women that never seems to be there when you speak to the woman. He is irrelevant and just like the ugly friend with the woman, shouldn't stop you from pursuing your goal.

fiance,husband,hubby,babydaddy,gay friend

Dude, hurdles don't stop runners from reaching the finish line, why should her boyfriend stop me?

woman: I have a boyfriend.

man: Well i have a goldfish named lieutenant shiny sides but when did we start talking about shit that doesn't matter?

fiance,husband,hubby,babydaddy,gay friend

by anstd February 2, 2010

Non-boyfriend boyfriend

The male part of a relationship that, for all purposes, are boyfriend and girlfriend, yet the couple refuses to acknowledge it or use the label.

M: Hey, are you and your boyfriend coming to my party on Saturday?
V: He's not my boyfriend!! But yeah, we'll be there, after dinner with his mom.
M: Oh yeah, sorry, your non-boyfriend boyfriend.

by MadisonG November 4, 2010

Boyfriend

Free food and personal ATM.
Just cook for it and let it touch the butt and watch as it gives you everything you've ever wanted.

Girl 1: Dang I could really go for some cheese fries
Girl 2: That's why you need a boyfriend!

by PaperElephant December 18, 2014

Boyfriend

One you are emotionally attached to. Someone you can only think about. Someone who makes you feel beautiful. Someone who comforts you when you're sad or going through a lot someone who you can be yourself with. Someone who gives you butterflys everytime you see him. Someone who cares for you. The level below your fiance

My boyfriend is the best he makes me smile everyday I wouldnt trade him for the world

by amanda1998 July 2, 2015